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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb....
- Ed
- Ed
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“OK, if it won’t start, we can get ithis BA flight to LHR or this one to LGW. A quick minicab and back at Waddington by, say, lunchtime. How does that sound?”
”Do we get the hours for doing that?”
”Do we get the hours for doing that?”
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It says "Once ladder is deployed, place right boot on first rung, followed by left boot on second rung. Repeat until access to aircraft is gained. Then proceed to Getting Into Seat instructions in Magenta Training Manual Chapter 26, Unit 5, Page 755, Paragraph C."
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"It says here, do not remove the chocks until seated in the aircraft due to defective brakes, Christ, this seat is uncomfortable."
Avoid imitations
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"It's no good, chaps, I think this one's a goner!" RAF aircrew show their compassion by attempting to resuscitate a flattened duck that waddled across the runway just as they landed.
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"It says when dealing with nuclear weapons we have to adhere to the three man principal.....****, that means I have to leave one of you behind."
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"It says once we have bombed Moscow we are to head east, but I will be buggered if I can find a decent hotel east of Moscow to book into.."
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"Here we go, Cuba, famous for Cigars, Women and Russian short range missile systems"
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“Flatten ... flatter ... ah, here it is ... flatulence.”
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"Ok, it says we are to be billeted here while the wussies from Wuhan take over our accommodation for the next couple of weeks"
See Nav.....right here in the fine print....."Nav's shall heat the Pies.....it says naught about you eating the Pies.".
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“According to this graph, Judging normally takes 5 days ... if the OAT is above 2°”