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Old 29th Mar 2020, 19:59
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Yes your Majesty, I will keep that in mind, that you would like to jump out of a helicopter with 007 like you did in 2012, I don't think age would be a barrier for Danial.
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Old 29th Mar 2020, 21:02
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"J1? Miss... my turn.."

"K7 ? You sank my battleship"

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Old 29th Mar 2020, 23:33
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"Boris who??"
-"Boris Johnson, Ma'am"
" Boris Yeltsin????....must get this speed-dial updated..."
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 03:26
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So, just to clarify, that's a number 16, with 2 naans, and a number 17, extra hot, with extra rice? Should be 20 minutes.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 03:39
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Yes marm, I'll hold...
Phillip! That frightful man is on the phone again! What shall I tell him this time?
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 09:15
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Last orders please....
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 10:18
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PM "We have it under control mam."
Queen "You are infected, pardon me if I am worried"
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 10:18
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Sorry Prime Minister, I am not sending Corgis on a fact finding mission to South Korea..... some still missing since last time.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 10:20
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You said it was under control but that beastly man is still on TV.
Who is that.
The Blonde headed fool
That is me, your majesty
And ?
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 10:35
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"Boris, whether I can see you or not, I know you. Now comb your hair, straighten your tie, pull your socks up and for heaven's sake stand up straight."
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 11:08
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Hello, this is Boris...
Are you a friend of Andrew and that nice Jeffrey man who was always visiting with his nieces.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 11:13
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This is Boris, Lord of all he surveys...............hahaha
This is Queen Elizabeth, you are my bitch, blondie
Oh ER.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 11:15
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Last orders please....

In the Queen Liz (Vic),Two pints of Lager and a packet of crisps. Please...
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 11:21
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Hello, Your Majesty ,I have been asked have you considered coming out of retirement and helping the country in its hour of need?, Given your lack of previous ailments you must be immune to all Viruses and diseases. Even the Labour Party !!
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 11:40
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Last orders please....
"Oh Boris, I'm sure it's not that bad..."
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 13:39
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So Prime Minister, one os missing the geegees, get it sorted, come for tea and Philip will drive you tyo the graveyard................... sorry home, well same thing really.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 13:40
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Prime Minister.................. this social distancing means "The Chippendales" will not be visiting for afternoon tea, one is not amused as they do great furniture.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 13:56
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FFS Boris, we're trying to watch the box set of Game of Thrones, what do you want?
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 17:14
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With regret Ma'am just because your chef has gone sick this in not a valid reason to call the Prime Minister, please call your local council elderly person support services, they will be happy to help.
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Old 30th Mar 2020, 17:17
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Or call your local non league football club, I am sure they will have a support in the community service, and if you are really lucky your hand wrapped egg and cress sandwich will be delivered by Harry Kane.
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