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Old 26th Jan 2020, 23:32
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"I can't find anything in here about carrying a nuke onboard and the possible side effects of sterilization, however I don't think covering your nuts with your hands will solve anything Nav, especially considering your RAF watch is mildly radioactive"
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 23:33
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 23:36
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"Nope, it's the final part of the mission as we run in to the target that ends with a toss, not the start, sorry Nav"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 00:17
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See it says says “No Fault Found” !

Who signed if off ?

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Crew in unison “Oooohh Noooo......”
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 00:21
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Nope. read it again 742 pages and not one word on BREXIT, whatever that is. Cant be important
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 00:24
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Look for yourself, it clearly says that due to Waddington being resurfaced we are to locate to RAF Lossiemouth, where breakfast will consist of Haggis, Neeps and Tatties.
Have we enough Muesli to cover this?
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 02:45
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"And here is the list of schools that we are allowed to dump fuel on."
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 02:57
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"Apparently it's all up in the loft"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 02:59
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"It says they would like us to depart Woodford earliest as they are expecting a load of Nimrods in to scrap"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 04:57
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"Where's Waldo ?"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 05:29
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So, that's 2 Vindaloo's, 4 serves of Naan...
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 08:18
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"It's from the Queen........we are going to Canada......."
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 08:27
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After a 17 hour sortie, no one wanted to be first to remove their cycle clips
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 08:30
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,,..Its a reminder for our American exchange pilot that in the UK we drive on the left
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 08:33
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Its a request from the MOD, that now the UK Nuclear Deterrent has been taken over by the Navy, any Volunteers for redundancy? Mr Tebbitt...
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 09:18
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"There look, it says this thread was started by Airborne Artist, nowhere does it mention this imposter fellow Buster Hymen"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 09:20
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"Good God, they're going to turn us into glorified petrol stations!"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 09:31
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Ikea equipment storage building instructions;
Pilot: "It says "Twist nuts A and B into place" "
Nav: " I can't see how that will work but I'll give it a go"
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 12:25
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It's no good lads, I can't trim it like this. We'll have to reload it because Nutty has just brought too much baggage....
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Old 27th Jan 2020, 12:35
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The ground crew told me we have a new bit of kit called a SPOCK. Can't find anything in the manual about it...
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