Caption Competition Mk II

[MPN11]

Run for cover, guys. Boeing’s latest rocket failure is about to crash somewhere near here ...

[/topical joke]

[clitenau]

=leftWhy is he holding the ball in his hands? Who plays football like that?

[Buster Hyman]

I think it's safe to draw this one to a close & have a new one up for Christmas week. I have judged this one on my sheer volume of laughter at the entry so...

Runner up MPN11 with;

Chuck was a miserable sod, as he taunted the locals with his disguised tin of Pork Scratchings

But, the inaugural winner of the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII is....

Nutty!!! with;

Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1

[Buster Hyman]

I think you can take it away MPN11, you can be the inaugural winner of the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII

Nutty must be busy & couldn't check in on the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII, but I'm sure he'll be back soon for the Buster Hyman Caption Competition MkII

[MPN11]

Gosh and Thank You. I'm quite unprepared, and having difficulty in uploading images. Gizza few minutes, please.

Ah ... will this do for now? "Fake news, no medals!"

[Kiltrash]

A very orderly queue forms at Waitrose for the Christmas shopping. Sign at the door NO RIFF RAFF

[Kiltrash]

Greta Thunburg makes the Swedish Navy give up the smoke belching ships

[Kiltrash]

'PARADE WILL DRESS RIGHT'

[treadigraph]

Bloke on right:

"It's no use following me, it's still MY turn to carry the sword for another hour..."

[Ascend Charlie]

(Third from right) '...left foot...right foot...left foot...left ..no..right..ahh shit..."

[c52]

IKEA recruit new security staff to ensure no one leaves before they've been in the shop for four hours.

[Asturias56]

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

(Third from right) '...left foot...right foot...left foot...left ..no..right..ahh shit..."

- that made me laugh out loud....................

[Kiltrash]

After getting to Nutty's house and finding no one in the Coffman Starter Honour guard re form for the long march to MPN11's house

[Kiltrash]

The RSM checks Queens Regulation to check is it a belt or a sash?

[Kiltrash]

Bloke third from the right, Hmm he's got a nice arse.....

[treadigraph]

Bloke third from right: "ooh, a WhatsApp from mumsy, aw, the cat's had her kittens, three boys and two girls, ahhhh!"

[Penny Washers]

"Mostly harmless." [per Douglas Adams]

[SASless]

Nothing uniform about this Lot!

[ShyTorque]

P’raps if we whistle and hum loud enough no-one will notice we’ve forgotten to bring the trumpets and drums..

[Kiltrash]

Still no females or ethnic minority at West Point?? .....Gotta keep the President happy