Caption Competition Mk II
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"And this is the female version, as you can see it has two holes."
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"And this is to insert in ones trousers to make one more attractive to the opposite sex, we call it the strapadicktomee.."
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The Mk57 Beer Goggles were found to be rather too effective...
Might be on the road for a while so judging tomorrow. Great entries so far although soon of you have really twisted minds
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"They're the wrong trousers Gromit"
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"If Carlseberg made butt plugs, they would be the best butt plugs in the world"
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Cough, and rebound. Nice!
I'm scared to ask what it is but Ms Whiplash has 10 in assorted sizes and colours hanging on her dungeon wall the last time I visited.
When I asked she said they were for her ' Members of Parliament use ' only
When I asked she said they were for her ' Members of Parliament use ' only
Many good entries but I liked the nice historical reference, so Penny Washers wins it with
I am guessing "Gosport" isn't in the evil empires spell check vocabulary 
and helpfully "corrected" it to gospel 
The CAPCOM trophy is headed your way aaaaaaand you might want to wash your hands after you get it...........
I still prefer the old Gospel Tube system.
and helpfully "corrected" it to gospel The CAPCOM trophy is headed your way aaaaaaand you might want to wash your hands after you get it...........
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Thanks very much, BPF. The 'error' was deliberate, but I bet that much that was 'gospel' came down those tubes into the ears of the poor struggling student.
Now, I expect to see some 'spirited' captions for this one . . . .
Now, I expect to see some 'spirited' captions for this one . . . .
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Aewobatics may be a little whisky...