Caption Competition Mk II
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"OK, i've written it up in the 700 for all to see, on this day the Nav successfully located.....his balls"
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"It says here after we have dropped our nuke we are to proceed to....this page intentionally blank?"
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"It's in braille"
"Ahh, that'll be the Navs contour map"
"Ahh, that'll be the Navs contour map"
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"Ok, according to this, we are supposed to fly several thousand miles to a place called Stanley, none of us have ever heard of and miss the runway"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Moscow... Moscow... how do you spell it?
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...and I've a letter here from a Mr Betjeman, it seems he would like us to bomb Slough.
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"Oh bugger it says read and then eat to prevent falling into enemy hands"
Yes, yes, I know we've all been in and had a look, but it definitely says right here that crew accommodation is top of the stairs, on the left.
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"Well, it says Chicken en Papillote with croutons and a sweet tomato vinaigrette sauce, so I take it that means stale bread chicken sandwiches with ketchup wrapped in a paper bag again, mind you last time it was described as a poussin and turned out to be a boiled egg."
Right....Appendix E.....Rear Crew Emergency Escape Procedures.....it just says "Mind the stairs".