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Old 2nd May 2020, 02:26
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"A cabin attendant with her legs crossed. Haven't seen one for ages, and then along come two."
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Old 2nd May 2020, 04:05
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"What's got 2 hymens and flies?"
"Ten thousand airline hostesses."
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Originally Posted by racedo
Welcome to the Henpit.
I thought that it was called the Box Office?
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Old 2nd May 2020, 09:19
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Oooh nice shoes.
Gave passenger in 22F a kicking, his blood is a good red colour.
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Flight Engineers are working beneath us.
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Old 2nd May 2020, 09:21
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Told Captain Rolex that any bimbo could fly a plane, given he did.
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Old 2nd May 2020, 09:22
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This is your Cabin crew, our pilots are working from home today so we decided to fly.
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Suzy is Navigating and I am holding the sticky thing. Our flight from London to Inverness will soon be there as soon as cross the Himalays. Ooh Next is having a sale, lets park up and have a look.
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Old 2nd May 2020, 12:05
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This plane's going nowhere until you change the colour of that screen thing in the middle to match our uniforms.
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Old 2nd May 2020, 13:47
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(Not a caption )

24 hours in and still going, said the actress to the bishop. Calling in 24 hours time

Any quicky is a good quicky
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Old 2nd May 2020, 14:21
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Do you prefer the side stick or a Yoke?
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Old 2nd May 2020, 14:33
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Trim? Is that better than wax?
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Old 2nd May 2020, 15:33
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No - I'm not real aircrew either, although I could buy a Breitling watch and pretend!
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Old 2nd May 2020, 16:56
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I sure miss the good old days when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.....
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Old 2nd May 2020, 16:57
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Must be a Boeing, even the pilots don't have any leg room !
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Old 2nd May 2020, 16:58
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And I thought "fly the friendly skies" was just a slogan !
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Old 2nd May 2020, 21:58
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Now that Virgin Auz has gone bust i thought they'd at least transfer us, not retain us as fly traps on the parked up aircraft.
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"Why does someone keep shouting 'Pull up, pull up'? Our hemlines are high enough already."
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Old 3rd May 2020, 09:56
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I say Charles, damn but it's good to be able to relax once in while!
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Did you have the fish for lunch?
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