Caption Competition Mk II

[c52]

"I'm sure the primary school children will be delighted to see a real pilot on the stage during Assembly."

[Penny Washers]

"No, it's caught in the zip again. Just imagine what would happen if you had to bail out."

[NutLoose]

Yes dear and for a treat tonight I have made up some new silk underwear, ohh and I know you will rush back to me dear as quick as you can when you jump, i'm betting you beat all the other chaps back onto the ground, in fact I have put money on it.

[622]

The young WAAF need resuscitation after hearing her colleague say..."Its no good Sir, I cant get the Fourth one in!"

[Kiltrash]

During their affair the dashing Philip has to disguise himself as a pilot when he dates the young Elizabeth, when she really wanted was a handsome Naval officer

[c52]

Voice (off): "No, no, no, we have barrage balloons. You don't need to dress him up to look like one."

[c52]

The MoD takes its emergency protective clothing out of store in a disused railway tunnel in the Highlands where it has lain since 1947.

[Kiltrash]

Yes m"dear that's the speaking tube, that's how I communicate with the navigator

[Kiltrash]

During the fine weather Mistress Slap-n-tickle takes her Slave outside. However flouted the Social Distancing Regulations. The PC who arrested them struggled to write it up in his notebook when she later turned her attention to him.

[Kiltrash]

Well that's our one time outside exercising, same time and place tomorrow?

[Kiltrash]

Yes said the Prime Minister to clarify just who is allowed outside. You are allowed out to exercise your pet. However dangerous animals must be muzzled

[Kiltrash]

"Got any Celery?, asked Madam Fifi

[Kiltrash]

Well one of us has a centre parting...

[Kiltrash]

Is that a flare gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[c52]

"I've just noticed a problem."

"Oh, what is it?"

"Well,it's easy enough to parachute into Germany and steal all their aspirins, but how am I meant to get them back to the UK?"

[Webby737]

Mavis, do I really need to wear all this ?
Is home schooling the children really this dangerous ?

[c52]

"... and all you have to do is to pop in on frightened and confused old ladies and cheer them up."

[Kiltrash]

Give it a tug please ….Tug harder Mavis...Harder dammit.. HARDER … Agh that's better ....Relief at last, hope that did not hurt your hand.
( the lining was caught in the zip, why what were you thinking?),,,

[Ascend Charlie]

(With Prince Charles a victim of Covid, the Palace puts Prince William into an isolation suit. Now read on...)
"Ooohh, now I see why they called you Big Willy!"

[Buster Hyman]

Stella bagged a Pilot!