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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 26th Jan 2020, 00:39
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Virgil. You had one job, and that was to get us back to Tracey Island so...can you or can't you find it?
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 00:41
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Section 13.2 sub paragraph C says that we cannot continue into late night Ops after two extended nights....Ok, sorted...who's telling Thatcher?
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 00:43
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Just opened the Orders from AVM Buster. We are to proceed to Stanley Park and off load 1 (one) JDAM onto Annfield Park. At 15.15.
Ok, M25 to the M1, then up to the M62 and straight in...this Nav stuff's easy!
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 00:45
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These massive farewell cards annoy the crap out of me. I can't stand the bloke so how can I write enough to fill it out?
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 01:32
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Yup, fraid so boys, we absolutely can’t fly because all of our sexual harassment training is 1 day overdue...
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"...and the showgirl reached under the Bishop's cassock and...hang on, where's the last page???"
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 07:12
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It's a update but the CRM114 has been replaced by the HAL9000 it has been extensively tested and nothing can go wrong. go wr......
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 07:17
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Just checking the Nav"s not here? Skip I have a Dear John letter for him
Best wait till after the mission
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Now that BBC4 Has stopped broadcasting i have opened the letter of last resort from the Prime Minister it says Dear Jennifer of course I love you and can we do some more pole dancing next Tuesday
Mushykins xx
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"Engines, Olympus, four?"

"Check."
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“And the votes cast for getting in the first round are as follows ... Nav Plotter 4, Sqn Cdr 0 ... “
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 13:51
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"Well, I'm all for leaving them on the ground, because these ikea table assembly instructions make no sense."
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" I think following that dodgy curry last night we should ration ourselves to only two sheets of paper out of the 700 each and hope the situation improves.
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"This load sheet can't be right lads, there's no booze listed"
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We're taking coal to Newcastle?
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...You'll never guess what we're taking to HKG Mav.
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 17:37
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This flight planning malarkey is a bit naff, what do you think Mr Jeppsen?
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For security reasons it was never revealed that Tim Berners Lee was a Nav Plotter on Vulcans
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Mav what are you doing in Vulcans? you should be in F14's and F18's

Sorry Buster...
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Old 26th Jan 2020, 21:10
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"Scramble!" means we get airborne as fast as we can. It doesn't mean we drop our kit on the ground and mess about with it until it's all intertwined. That's what it says here, anyway.
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