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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 17th Nov 2020, 18:35
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When I had my last Prostate exam, the Doctor was this far away
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 18:37
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That man has not taken off his medals. Reminds me to award myself the Victoria Cross
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 21:08
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Any of you lot vote 'publican? OK, you can all be Supreme Court Judges.
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 21:10
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Why thank you Mr President for picking me to be the 1 in 32 being withdrawn from Afgannystan. See I already had my case packed
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Old 17th Nov 2020, 22:43
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"You troops are gonna lead the nookular attack on Iran. It's over there...I think..."
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 09:16
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Hey you. Before you go, can you get a MAGA cap for the guy without a cap at the back behind me? NOW!
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 10:14
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Is there still time to get out my Christmas single?
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 10:17
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DT... Ah had these fine troops
Reply.....Very Fine Troops Sir
DT..... Tear Down the wall
Reply.....Very Fine wall Sir
DT.... and erect it round the White House
Reply....Very fine erection Sir

cr Crimson Tide
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 10:30
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 12:12
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Is that 911? I got a confused geriatric in his slippers, pointing at invisible pigeons.
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 12:15
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OK, If you don't want to play statues with the other guys.....get out of here!
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 18:41
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What do you mean? "Who eat all the pies"??
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 19:23
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Ok I plan to concede to one of you on Thursday, and leave time for a new weekend competition, so last orders....
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 20:36
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I understand you are all soldiers doing the job you're paid for properly - therefore you're all fired.
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 20:59
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Not wishing to boast, but I was 19 to 1 against. Unfair tactics. I claim a recount...
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 21:00
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At my age I have to know exactly where the toilets are.
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 21:04
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Go see what is holding up Melania, she went round behind those bike sheds with Tom Cruise
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Old 18th Nov 2020, 21:05
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In England I hear they all love that Captain Sir Tom. Get my zimmer, whatever he can do I can do better
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 03:57
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Yes you ! Get going the CAPCOM trophy is right over there. Grab it, itís mine, I did not lose it, itís mine. I WON the contest !!!
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Old 19th Nov 2020, 05:43
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Hey! I recognise you from a couple of captions ago. You were in your Dress Blues and running off with that bag while me and the missus walked off the jet!
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