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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 23rd Nov 2020, 14:24
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I say Pierre, Why did we allow the British to add a speed brake to our wonderfull shiny new jet?
Well you did the engines Froggy ....
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 14:25
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Pilots are forbidden to fly over the nudist beach which is 123.320 degrees at 6.296 nm from the runway threshold.
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 17:08
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Chap on the beach has a metal detector finishes his shift and swings the device over his shoulder.
Thinks he has struck gold.
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 17:12
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NOTAM

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Pilots are forbidden to fly over the nudist beach which is 123.320 degrees at 6.296 nm from the runway threshold.

On Wednesday's between 13.00 and 17.00.
As Section Officer Harvey is ( ahem ) taking her pussy for a stroll
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 17:19
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Jag1 to Base

Call the Police, there is one person on the beach either
The inflatable rib of immigrants has overturned
or
Nutty is trying to end it all when he found out this was Busters thread


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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 18:07
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( zoom in )

VAR clearly showed the boy did not cross the line
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 18:10
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Having been challenged to a race, the Jaguar clearly thought it was far too simple so gave the boy a 50 yard head start.
Later the Result was declared .....and the winner by a mile, the boy....
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 19:53
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Where are we.?.

Ohhh man.
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 19:56
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NAVWASS, marvellous bit of kit...
Where are we?
I don’t know, the damn things dumped again..
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Old 23rd Nov 2020, 21:30
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Well... I did say I was going fishing for frogs....

Ttfn
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 00:21
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Lead, recommend you limit further maneuvering. You have beach marks on your left wing.
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 02:10
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Chuck Heston on the beach: "YOU MANIACS! YOU FLEW A JAG UP! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 07:02
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Pilot Magoo to base

I can confidently report a submerged Russian Submarine directly below me, Only 3 small issues
1 strange shape
2 moving at slow speed
3 turns as I do
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 10:19
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Back seat instructor..." Well done Hoskins, that's the low and slow mastered let's try the high and fast"
Pilot ..." I thought this WAS the high and fast sir"...
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 13:05
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Flt Lt Scroggins overflies the annual gathering of the Jaguar appreciation society.
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 13:09
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Cool a Jag, not only do I get time to write down the reg, I can also copy down every underside stencil as it passes by..
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 13:11
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A Jag? fantastic bit of kit, acres of the finest leather, burr walnut as far as the eye ca....... oh your talking about the other one..
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Old 24th Nov 2020, 20:12
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(sigh) If only I had studied a little bit harder, Put in a little bit more mess duty, a little bit more walking the Staish's dog, instead of flying this slow, old heap of crap, I could have been ....a Captain on Concorde, Flying at twice the speed of sound at 60000 in a shirt and tie sipping champagne with Royalty, and David Beckham... (sigh)

(Surely you did not expect me to say Tornado?.. Don't call me Shirley...)
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Old 25th Nov 2020, 04:13
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Cholmondoley is startled by the sudden appearance of a kid in his left window - and getting further away.

or...

Steve Austin shows that his $6 million legs would have been a better buy than the thing he just passed.
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Old 25th Nov 2020, 05:53
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Jonny was really excited by the photograph taken by his toy drone as it overtook a Jaguar.....
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