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Meanwhile deep in the ESSO testing grounds, they attempt to discover why things go better with Shell.
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It was part of the deal with the Vicar, he gave us his bells to melt down for the war effort on the understanding we would fit eye ends on a range of our products and give him a set back to replace his missing bells.
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NUTTY ! It just had to be you to trip the booby trap!
I have only just had time to see who would be first to do it, so apologies for the delayed detonation.
Bang! Wallop !! Kerboom !! Crash !! [Other alternatives are available]
Someone, of course, would just have to say something about size matters. Nutty, you have incurred a fine of 100 Trump votes, payable to the mods, but it can be commuted into a four day rehabilitation course (at your own expense, naturally,) with the University of the Bleedin' Obvious. We'll see you again if and when you obtain a Diploma.
Meanwhile, life goes on for the rest of us. Since the original photo is no more, let's switch to another picture for a caption and carry on with that.
Here it is : -
I have only just had time to see who would be first to do it, so apologies for the delayed detonation.
Bang! Wallop !! Kerboom !! Crash !! [Other alternatives are available]
Someone, of course, would just have to say something about size matters. Nutty, you have incurred a fine of 100 Trump votes, payable to the mods, but it can be commuted into a four day rehabilitation course (at your own expense, naturally,) with the University of the Bleedin' Obvious. We'll see you again if and when you obtain a Diploma.
Meanwhile, life goes on for the rest of us. Since the original photo is no more, let's switch to another picture for a caption and carry on with that.
Here it is : -
Sergeant to officer: "When we do this in the Royal Albert Hall in front of the Queen, I assure you the soles of the man's boots will be brightly polished."
Officer: "And will you stop his clothing from dangling all over the place?"
Officer: "And will you stop his clothing from dangling all over the place?"
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I believe he is Horstralian sir...
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Talk Mr Bond? I expect you to die!
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I think we got it - this'll liven up Trooping The Colour no end!
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Bert, that idea we were talking about for a new pub snack... how about calling it Nobby's Nuts?