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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:10
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Meanwhile deep in the ESSO testing grounds, they attempt to discover why things go better with Shell.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:12
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It was part of the deal with the Vicar, he gave us his bells to melt down for the war effort on the understanding we would fit eye ends on a range of our products and give him a set back to replace his missing bells.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:21
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NUTTY ! It just had to be you to trip the booby trap!

I have only just had time to see who would be first to do it, so apologies for the delayed detonation.

Bang! Wallop !! Kerboom !! Crash !!
[Other alternatives are available]

Someone, of course, would just have to say something about size matters. Nutty, you have incurred a fine of 100 Trump votes, payable to the mods, but it can be commuted into a four day rehabilitation course (at your own expense, naturally,) with the University of the Bleedin' Obvious. We'll see you again if and when you obtain a Diploma.

Meanwhile, life goes on for the rest of us. Since the original photo is no more, let's switch to another picture for a caption and carry on with that.

Here it is : -



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Old 20th Nov 2020, 12:56
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Sergeant to officer: "When we do this in the Royal Albert Hall in front of the Queen, I assure you the soles of the man's boots will be brightly polished."

Officer: "And will you stop his clothing from dangling all over the place?"
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 13:09
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I'm sorry, but what happened with the ordinance pic?
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It blew up! There were a lot of good ideas there, too.

Sorry!
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 15:02
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And next, a pair of Hawker Hunters will fly through the gaps between the man standing on his head and his two helpers, while a Vulcan passes between the man's legs.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 15:03
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Victim: "I wish this mud was about 8" deeper."
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 15:04
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Later, under oath:.

"There was no bullying. Just a little horse-play."
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 15:08
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This regrettable incident was the direct result of government cost-cutting. Unfortunately gymnastics training now has to share the same space as initial cavalry training.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 15:09
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One day, everyone will wear hi-viz, and this sort of thing won't happen.
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Hoskin's attempt at riding pillion was doomed to failure.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 15:44
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I believe he is Horstralian sir...
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Years later, Health and Safety decreed the game should be called Conkers and played differently.
But it those days it was known as - horse chest in the nuts.
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Old 20th Nov 2020, 17:17
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Talk Mr Bond? I expect you to die!
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I think we got it - this'll liven up Trooping The Colour no end!
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Bert, that idea we were talking about for a new pub snack... how about calling it Nobby's Nuts?
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Trump...No the voting was going the wrong way so I changed the rules and took my ball home in a fit of pique.
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Princes Anne seeks a new Cavalry officer so sets out her selection process
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Hoskins was sure the stunt went well, till the following gun carriage failed to clear the fence
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