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Old 25th Dec 2020, 12:56
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Ice Pilots ( Canada) knew it was a mistake hiring Hoskins for the Summer Season
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 12:57
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Off Omaha beach Glen Millers aircraft is finally found

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Well with this all over condom, I ain't getting Covid-19
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 12:58
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The original Thunderbird 4 was underpowered.
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 12:59
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De Sea 3.......
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 13:01
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Fisheries minister is sent down to find out why the French Trawlers keep loosing their gear in the Channel. Discover sabotage to ensure the British keep the British fish
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In Duxford, Global Warming finally becomes a problem
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 13:04
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In a deleted scene from James Bond, they discovered a DC3 could not hold its Urine on Christmas Day

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Diver..." it says Kilroy was here "
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 13:05
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Taxed worse
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 13:06
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It'l buff out
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 13:07
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....and finally , Dan Generous birthday flight does not go well.
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 13:25
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Wallis's initial concept asked a little too much from the crews.
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 14:10
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T'was only realised when the diver surfaced he suffered from...wait for it ....CLAUSTROPHOBIA...

thank you, I'm here all week
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 15:19
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Think we might need Joe Petroni for this one
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 16:50
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Beryl regretted not wearing a wet suit unlike her companion Glady for the flight from San Francisco to New York. What are the chances of crashing into a lake she reasoned?
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 19:16
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“Welcome to South Wales!”
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 19:26
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' Jaws ' comes up with a cunning plan so the Seals don't realise just what trouble they are in
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 19:29
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Having raised the C-47 from the sea bed, the Restoration Team have to keep it sprayed in salt water to prevent further corrosion
Hoskins unsurprisingly is in charge of the water pressure
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Old 25th Dec 2020, 19:31
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Anyone seen the aircraft? was the call from the diver, the surface team responded " Behind you "
"Oh no it isnt"
: Oh yes it is "
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