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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 19:01
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Chubby cadet on left ... “See you behing the bike sheds later?”
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 19:06
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It’s called a FEAF roundel ... Fight All Asian Foes.
That means Covid-19, folks, so don’t forget to wash your hands afterwards.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 19:13
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Putin was certain this FSB recruiting exercise was going well ... until Julie farted again.
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“OK, who stuffed their joining instructions through that cardboard on the table?”
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 19:30
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"The first thing you must learn," said the instructor, "is the difference between cardboard and an aluminium engine panel."
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 19:33
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Rees-Mogg junior, standing in the foreground thinking, things have come along quite a bit since Papa told us about that Bleriot chap

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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 19:45
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No, I’m not a pilot, I just wear this flying jacket to make me feel more important.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:00
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The roundel is round so that it cannot be painted on upside down. Not that anyone in the current government knows the difference.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:02
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So looking around you guys today I see the future of the Royal Air Force, indeed, by the way the cuts are going, you may well find you are the sum of it.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:05
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Yes, under new Government guidelines in their fight against obesity, she is now referred to as S for Saccharin.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:06
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Well, I'm glad you're all as fascinated by this fine aircraft as I am.... Do stop talking at the back!
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:08
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Please Sir, does "no step" mean it's OK to lean on it like you're doing?
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:10
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Those over there... "Messerschmitts! nah they're not, they're 'einkels."
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:10
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So, I believe three of you are referred to as, the three monkeys........see no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:37
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Yes, they were operated off Carriers, and the way things are going, they may well have to again.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 20:51
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And if any of you minors get caught short, don’t worry, as you can see we have a minor spill kit prepared and ready behind you on the wall.
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 21:11
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Now any questions?
Yes please can I join the other group? they are getting a flight in the Lancaster
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 21:14
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Julie asks, Sir, why have they painted **** off Boris under the wing?
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 21:19
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Tubby at the back asks, Sir, Is it true you are the (in)famous Pilot Hoskins, my dad ridicules so often on PPRuNe?
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Old 22nd Aug 2020, 21:38
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Yes, indeed we can put up seven fighters and a bomber at one time, which is more than the other unit based here can normally manage...
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