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Well we used to use geese to guard the perimeter, but we had to bolster them with pigs in the new year as the guards disappeared over Christmas, sadly the pigs disappeared about the time of the annual hog roast festival so we settled on sheep as no one eats mutton these days.
Deep in the Dales of Wensley the sheep were have a nice quiet munch, till some tw@t with a gun jumped out of a high wing 4 engined airyplane. He asked me to hold this while he went for a slash. ..
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You are assured of a very warm welcome at The Woolly Sheep in Skipton...
Time to call this Baaaaaaahd Boy
Right next time that flight of Eagles come over gonna let them have it. Disturbing my snooze with their daaaamm ' Sound of Freedom'
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‘‘Never in the field of human conflict have so many owed so much to so ewe"
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Thank you....It was a pun? Oooh I never realised ok on with the next on, one hopes this will suffice in these times.