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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 22nd Dec 2020, 18:07
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Having landed after the night time mission, the crew looked forward to the traditional Steak and Eggs. Except Gladys who had brought her own flat bread
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 18:12
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Only later did the crew discover they were allocated a single seater. So to all claim the flight pay they sat on each others lap. All went well till the Staish found out and awarded them one third each...
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 18:15
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Glady always had the seat pulled forward as far as it would go, gun the engine to Max power, and vibrations, and constantly pull the stick back as far as it would go.
She managed 42 loops before the smile finally relaxed on her face
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 18:24
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Right: "Are we there?"
Middle: "Well, we're somewhere..."
Left: "But it should be somewhere else!"
Right: "Ah hah! So that's where you hide your lippy!"
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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 19:12
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When you said wedge tail, I was hoping for something along the lines of a 737.

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Old 22nd Dec 2020, 19:16
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With paper pattern firmly clenched between her teeth, Gladys sets about acquiring the material for her wedding dress.
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 05:54
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This full body condom should stop the virus, now lower the goggles and bingo.
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 05:56
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28th December....Bloody Turkey sandwiches still....what I would give for a nice bowl of Bran Flakes... ( other cereals tasting of cardboard are available )
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 06:01
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The producers get ready to get the contestants into Love Island 1918 after a virulent outbreak of the Pox...
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 06:30
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The three wise (wo)men get ready for the trip to Bethlehem for the birth of the Saviour, however due to cross border restrictions and over flight bans in Europe and the Middle East, divert to Croydon Maternity Hospital instead.
Now where's that Frankincense. ..

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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 07:12
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Oh for heavens sake Brenda, could you not have put your lighter in an outside pocket!
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 08:41
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Taking the precautionary pre-flight leak is a 3 woman job.

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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 09:34
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Dear MoD (PE),

Why is there no pocket for my map in this new uniform?

Yours ever,
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 09:44
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STOP....Can't go yet, with all these buckles and belts I need to find my She wee
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 09:45
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Right all 3 off to the toilet at once, can't aford any more delays ...
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 09:47
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Throw an extra nappy on the back there Carruthers. I've just seen todays aircraft!
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 09:47
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Glady at the back smiles to herself, at least I have on my stockings and crotchless, ....simpler...

( right enough toilet jokes from me.. (
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 10:38
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...and if you open this parachute, you'll fall and land head-first. The MoD are sure there's some advantage from that, and it's our job to find it.
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 12:06
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Do you have a date for the dance tomorrow Priscilla?

I think I'm just going to stay home. I joined this outfit because it was full of handsome men, but it turns out they're all ferry pilots.
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Old 23rd Dec 2020, 14:35
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Well he did say he wanted to see us in our stockings and webbing.
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