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Old 21st Jan 2021, 23:01
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Mrs T: "At last, I can put on a few pounds round my waist."
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 00:20
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I think that bug smasher over there is waiting for us.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 03:01
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I heard Biden’s going to continue on with the wall for a bit, I heard him on TV quoting Pink Floyd and saying that before he’s done he plans to stick another prick in the wall.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 04:27
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I heard Bidenís going to continue on with the wall for a bit, I heard him on TV quoting Pink Floyd and saying that before heís done he plans to stick another prick in the wall.
Biden My Time...
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 06:43
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Are you sure that we can't be extradited from Uzbekistan?
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 06:47
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That nice Pilot suggested seeking asylum on the island of Alcatraz.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 06:48
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Did you turn off the Gas??
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 06:56
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Trump.. That was Biden on the phone, asking something about the high heel scratches on the Resolute Deck. Well I never saw them.
Mel thinks,.... (Forgot to send it to the repair Shop)
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 06:58
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Mel... Gonna miss all those nice strong beefcake Secret Service men,,, and women... ah well where's my divorce lawyer.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 07:05
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Mel...Thinks... well the last 4 years were wonderful, he slept in the West Wing and I slept in the East wing. and they never found the key for the adjoining door....
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 07:08
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Biden.... " Get off my plane "
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 07:28
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Can I use your phone to call AT&T, there's something wrong with my phone, None of my contacts are returning my calls....Putin, Kim, Boris nor even Piers or Andrew.

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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 07:56
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"Well, after what I left in the big chair...that is now officially Air Force No2"
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 08:56
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Well it is known as the sunshine state so should blend in well here
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:15
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Can I get my State Pension paid in down here
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:17
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D....Wonder what mighty warship will be named after me?
M ...Boaty mcBoatface and send you to the Antarctic?
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:32
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Are you sure the Florida population will welcome us with open arms? as this escalator is going up.
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:34
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"I see a crowd of over two million Floridians welcoming me at the inauguration of my stay here."
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:35
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Poor old Rudy, I wonder if he is still on the roof awaiting that helicopter I promised him?
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Old 22nd Jan 2021, 09:37
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You know, I never did find out why the crew call that door the blowhole.
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