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Old 17th Jan 2021, 16:20
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...which required the creation of the job role Aircraft Boot Polisher. As you see, this aircraft's boots are indeed highly polished.
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Old 17th Jan 2021, 16:27
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Chu Chu Proudly shows off his completed Painting by Numbers project. However wishes he had not run out of colour No 278
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Old 17th Jan 2021, 17:00
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Five'll getcha ten that the "H" on the rudder doesn't stand for "Happy"!

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Old 17th Jan 2021, 17:01
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Boeing hit the headlines again with their Military Colour Assignment System. Some believe that Skunk was also involved.
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Old 17th Jan 2021, 17:04
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Hoskinsí proposal to save money on snow clearance equipment met with little favour at Heathrow.
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Old 17th Jan 2021, 19:58
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This aircraft achieved notoriety in 1938 after its pilot mistook a Santa Claus training sortie as an invasion by the Soviet Air Force and opened fire, resulting in one reindeer acquiring a certain identifying feature...
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Old 17th Jan 2021, 20:45
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Betcha I can taxi this to the North pole.
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Old 17th Jan 2021, 21:54
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The Swedish Air Force impound a snowplough* by parking aircraft all around it.

*I mean snowplane
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 06:45
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In Sweden, as other Nordic countries, the Authorities show a determination to not let inclement weather stop the children getting to school.
That's why Greta is so brainy ...

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Old 18th Jan 2021, 06:48
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During WW2 as Sweden was neutral they could fly anyone's aircraft in any markings. Caused havoc with " Friend or Foe " identification
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 06:53
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To aid the spotters log individual aircraft they apply a tail code. In luminous paint 3 foot high.
Zeiss complain it affects their binocular sales
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 07:18
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Well, we've added armour to protect the skis, sir.

Good-oh. What about the pilot?

The pilot? Oh... Well there's an old suit up in the castle, probably fit him ok...
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 09:09
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The Luftwaffe wasn't too sure how a plane that can walk on snow would be accepted by Adolf.
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 09:33
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Terrible, no chocks fitted.
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 09:34
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Finnish museum's skid row
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 09:49
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I’m going to fly this from the Arctic to the Antarctic.
So, you’ll be Bi-polar!
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 09:51
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Did you remember to let the wing walker off before you taxied in this time?
....Sh*t!
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 11:17
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After a particularly difficult landing, Hoskins left a bright yellow ( and brown) stain on the snow
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 11:22
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Hoskins thought he would have a go at the Matterhorn, does not need to hire skis..however could not stop when he reached the Finnish line...

boom boom
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Old 18th Jan 2021, 11:26
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What's that thing at the back? Dunno, looks a bit finnish to me...
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