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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 27th Sep 2020, 18:22
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Think of us as the Military equivalent of RyanAir, if anyone of you press the call buttons in flight, I’ll charge you for it and I guarantee you will get 7 days.
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 18:55
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Sir! Sir! Hoskins has been sick, sir!
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 19:27
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Business Class would improve ... eventually.
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 19:31
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“So do these things crash often?”
”No, only once.”
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 19:34
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“In an Emergency it is important to firmly grip the armrest on your seat ... dunno why, but that’s what is says here ... and don’t PANIC.“
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 19:38
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“Those dangling straps remind me of a WAAF officer I met once ... dammit, what was her name?”
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 20:09
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One day Airlines will allow women to fly. Never in my life time, get your trolly , Dolly
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 20:13
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You there, yes at the back hiding in the Dark. Come forward or I will have to put in the 10 watt bulb, you know there is a blackout....
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 20:15
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Eager to please, Simmons was already half out his seat before he knew what it was he was volunteering for
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Old 27th Sep 2020, 23:56
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This button reminds me of the wife - she’s a really hard woman!
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Old 28th Sep 2020, 06:24
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Ooohhhhh shut that door at the back. ...Helluvadraught in here
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Old 28th Sep 2020, 06:30
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Now remember we are going to a place that does not exist, does not appear on any map, deadly force is authorised. The President is kept in the dark and hopefully one of you will rise to the occasion ...
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Old 28th Sep 2020, 08:25
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And the winner is Surplus: "You may now unbuckle your seatbelts, hands up anybody who understands the phrase 'rendition'."

Congratulations, the CST is being renditioned to you by way of a C-54.

Anyone else think the guy with the big ears under the straps looks like a young Tom Hanks?
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Old 28th Sep 2020, 23:54
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Thanks very much, try this one

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Old 29th Sep 2020, 02:26
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STO........PPP!
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 03:40
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Tell the Loadmaster that he's a bloody legend!!!
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"Oooh...waters cold."
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 03:42
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"Talk to me Goose...Goose? Oh crap, single seater!"
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 03:43
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The Admiral loved going full astern when the Pilots weren't watching.
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Old 29th Sep 2020, 06:14
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"we ran out of pianos a couple of weeks ago".
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