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After the disaster of the air-to-sleigh refuel which put all the reindeer in the vet clinic, Santa put a red hat on the front man and called him Rudolph.
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Sir, the good news is that our new anti aircraft missile works perfectly. The bad news is... well sir... your wife's Christmas present...
Sadly ever since Santa admitted to voting for Joe Biden he has required a protective detail after a wave of death threats.
OH NO ! if the Army is now responsible for getting Santa to all the good kids homes, Christmas is doomed !
Pretty sad when Santa can march better than 3/4 of the platoon...
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Tall bloke in the middle: "Oooh, get you!"
Government orders the Army to revert to its 18th Century uniform colours post-Brexit, however due to supply delays at Folkestone they have to make do with whatever is available....
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Hoskins was required to carry a rile and the flag on a stick after failing his "At Home" etiquette exam.
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Biden sends in the Army to the Red states to convince them he won. Realises the need to send someone they'll believe...
After a particularly virulent attack on Boris, Donald, Putin, Andrew and Harry. Piers seek security from his brother. ( who is a Major in the Army ). However finds his Bro sends the 1st year cadets due to a ongoing family feud.
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