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Old 20th Sep 2020, 18:57
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It seems a waste, but with Trump promising to revive the countries coal industry and no one wanting fossil fuels these days, we needed to do something with the stockpiles.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 20:14
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Well if this doesn't flush out 'Bigfoot' nothing will. Get the guns ready boys
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 20:18
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To make her point to Donald, Greta a ranges a demonstration of Global Warming on his Golf Course
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 20:21
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Camp Commandant complains his men only bring him problems, problems, never solutions. Do I have to think of everything he said?.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 22:07
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Ready - Aim - Fire! No, WAIT!

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Old 20th Sep 2020, 22:28
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Mainwaring: "Well done, men. We were only supposed to blow the ******** doors off, but I'm sure the General will appreciate how much more we've achieved."
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 11:40
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Teacher on field trip..."So class you can see here the ground is contaminated with Phosphorus by the colour of the flame, and that's why it can only be used by the navy".
"Yes sir but why so much set fire to?"
"Well in all experiments the results are not valid unless it can be repeated, but we only have 1 hour here so all at once."..
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 11:41
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Goose neck flare path at Pt Magoo. Obvious init...
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 12:13
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Were those retards Sarge?

They fecking must be, the range is over the other side of the hill...
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 14:00
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The USMC came to regret agreeing to let the Brits test the resilience of MEXE pads to F-35B engines.
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 14:07
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"How do you account for this, Admiral?"

"I'm afraid I'm all at sea, Sir."

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Old 21st Sep 2020, 14:15
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We're testing communication with astronauts by smoke-signal in case of communications failure.

-- Aha, and how do they communicate back again?
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 15:20
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Semaphore, you didn't really think those large sails on the Space Station were for harvesting the suns energy did you?.


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Old 21st Sep 2020, 16:23
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General Custer.....What's the message?
Cpl Smithers. .... it's from Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull, we have been invited to a party at Little Big Horn. Bring a battle. No they must mean * bottle

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Old 21st Sep 2020, 17:05
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Bert, the Jetman, finally gets cleared for a test flight. However the results cancelled any further attempts
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 19:25
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Hoskins is ordered to test a fire control system.
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Old 21st Sep 2020, 20:44
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OK Bloggs. You have two pine poles, 3 metres of rope and a bucket. Your task is to........
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Old 22nd Sep 2020, 06:57
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What's going on here? Well the President would like to see Huawai intercept these tweets. He seems to have a LOT to say
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Old 22nd Sep 2020, 09:58
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Actions may speak louder than words, but the sign is a lot less expensive than what you've just done, Hoskins.
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Old 22nd Sep 2020, 13:15
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Sorry General, we will have to let it burn itself out, the Fire Brigade have been told to work from home for 6 months. Lord Help us, where is Red Adair when you need him...
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