Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

In a cost saving process it was decided to just leave it there and start the Manston Fire School

[Buster Hyman]

Well...it's not exactly the Maginot Line, but you still hit it!

[c52]

"I said, 'There's Hampton-in-Arden. I did not instruct you to put the Hampden into Arden, and anyway, there's no such place."

[Kiltrash]

Having relaid the runway at Waddington, the first aircraft to land discovered the drainage grooves were a bit larger than expected

[Kiltrash]

Having left the crew ladder back at Base the Pilots get creative when it is time to disembark

[Kiltrash]

Ms Abbott does her National Service as a Aircraft Refueler.

[Kiltrash]

Having had a slight prang, the Pilots hoped to be taken to Hospital, when they had heard Section Officer Harvey had transferred to the Medical Corps.

[NutLoose]

Just open the cockpit canopy and throw the chocks in there, after all that's where the nosewheel now resides.

[MPN11]

Hundreds of man-hours were wasted searching for the non-existent nosewheel

[NutLoose]

We're sinking...

[NutLoose]

I don't know about a Flying Tadpole, but you'll be frog spawn again by the time the Staish has finished with you....

[Kiltrash]

Bit late on the bomb release again Hoskins?

[Kiltrash]

AAIB report suggested using less hand sanitizer when grasping the controls

[Kiltrash]

The Police are called to a crash on the A40, find the miscreants have removed all identifying marks to Hampden the investigation

* sorry Hamper... Damm predictive text...

[Kiltrash]

...and so the Lord anoints Hoskins with a shaft of golden light normally reserved for Flying Angels

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks Skipper, much better elevation on the guns now.

[Ascend Charlie]

All the crew moved to the nose observation bubble when they heard Section Officer Harvey was skinny-dipping in the base pool.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

It was finally acknowledged that the stains would never be able to be removed from the bomb-aimer's seat.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

As the pilot, I decide which edge of the wing I dismount the aircraft from. And if today I decide I want it to the leading edge, then so be it!

[Kiltrash]

Having dusted down the perceived murder weapon the Military Police were able to highlight the Modus Operandi. Which will be revealed at the subsequent Court Marshall