Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Right so that's 5 Cod and Chips. Now who's the poofter that wanted the Scampi in a Basket?
or
Who the heck forgot to pack the salt and vinegar
or
Lads save the wrappers to use as loo roll, remember there's a war on

[Out Of Trim]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

With 6 of us we are gonna need a bigger plane

Er, I count 7!

[c52]

"I've got a good idea - let's strap the bomb under the plane instead of on top of the wing; then it's less likely to demolish the tail when we release it."

[Kiltrash]

Originally Posted by Out Of Trim

Er, I count 7!

yes but the Senior Officer is bravely not going

[Kiltrash]

Ah the fuel tank on the wing, glad you spotted that, some boffin has designed air to air refuelling so you are all taking turns up there

[Kiltrash]

Damm colour charts, cannot decide what to paint the plane, it's all black and white to me

[Kiltrash]

Gather round lads, I have a message from Headquarters.
Headquarters? What is it...
It's a big building way behind the Front Line where the Generals decide who will live or die, but that's not important right now..

[Kiltrash]

Here is the plan for the 'Big Push' to move the Generals desk 10 yards closer to Berlin. God I am so jealous I wish I was going over the top with you but someone has to stay behind and write the letters to your families.

[Kiltrash]

...and with this fine weather these are the location's of the Naturist Colonies to avoid flying over Especially Sandbanks ....

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Gentlemen, the target for today is....is...damn it! Who's got that part?

[622]

Chap hugging Gunner “No, nothing to worry about...it’s just your pilots mess bill from last night....I am sure this will be an easy mission”

[Dan Gerous]

[Chu Chu]

Back at the "roost," aircrew celebrate the successful completion of the Signal Corps' first Canvas Pigeon flight by reading the commemorative message they've just removed from the tube above the "bird's" wing.

[Kiltrash]

Now look I need to know? Are we on the Welsh side of the border in which case we can get together, or the English side near Manchester in which case the Police can give us a fixed penalty notice....

[Kiltrash]

Is this the way to Barnard Castle....

[Kiltrash]

Chap in the very middle.
' sorry sir the dog eat my map, can I team up with Algy for the exam?'

[ivor toolbox]

Hey Walt !

Think we've found where to put Disneyland Paris!

Ttfn

[Buster Hyman]

Guy on top: "That was one hell of a fart lad. Unfortunately, without another 'tail wind' like that, the chaps will have a hell of a time figuring out how we get back from Algiers!"

[NutLoose]

So, were bombing the sh*t out of the Germans and were doing it over France, can anyone see any disadvantage in this plan.? I can’t.

[NutLoose]

I’ve never read so much drivel in all my life, who is this Barnier?