Caption Competition Mk II

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I don't care what these bally instructions say, I still think it's going to be a jolly tight fit to get the other 5 of us into those two seats, although Hoskins there seems to be on the right track.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

According to MY map, we're about two thousand feet over Amiens at this moment.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Wilkins starting the engine had a disastrous effect on mission planning.

[Chu Chu]

I don't think we're on the same page. . .

[Chu Chu]

Maybe if we just walk into the mess and act casual, someone will let slip where we've landed.

[Kiltrash]

At Cranwell the Navigators course went as well as usual

[Kiltrash]

At RAF Aintree all was going well till they heard the sound of galloping hooves. Realised Hoskins was playing a prank on them.

[Kiltrash]

No I have the list here someone wanted the double jumbo sausage. Bunter was that you?

[Kiltrash]

I'm afraid as the kite was U/S for all of last week we have been docked 'flying suppliment'

[Kiltrash]

So 2 of us have lost the sense of smell, 1 lost the sense of taste, 2 returned from Spain, 2 from Northern Island and 1 been checking his eyesight in Durham. None of us need to self isolate.

[Kiltrash]

Well done lads, the last reggo I need A4/26. Now where's my Ian Allan spotty book

[Kiltrash]

Chap second from the top. Sorry sir I cannot fly with Mr L'rue he is touching me inappropriatly, and if you do nothing about it i'll report you to the press.

[Kiltrash]

Well done lads, we don't know who so you have all been credited with one fifth of the Red Baron. Just ignore that Australian rifleman who says it was he...

[Kiltrash]

Or as above
one fifth of Nutty. Ignore Busters claims it was he

[Chu Chu]

I see Jerry coming now. Quick, did you say it was "Nicht Scheissen," or "Nicht Shiessen"?

[treadigraph]

I've found it, I've found it! The barn that says "piss off Biggles"!

[Out Of Trim]

What's the target today chaps? Someplace called Alamy... I'm damned if I can find it!

[Kiltrash]

With 6 of us we are gonna need a bigger plane

[Kiltrash]

Ah there the problem, we are all using OS 167324 rv 34. However it should be OS 167324 rv 43. That's why we can't find 23L At Croydon.....Welcome to Heathrow.

[Kiltrash]

Looks like we missed Shoeburyness. But hit Southend... Ah made some improvements then