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Old 27th Apr 2020, 12:31
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Auditions for the remake of Deep Throat...
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Having bitten off more than they can spew
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 13:35
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Ven I vas a yung Fraulein, zer polio vaccine came on a sugar lump, are you sure the Covid vun has to be on zer fisch?
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Vaccine doubters already troubled by the MMR injection were going to have a field day with the Covid-Omega3 hybrid.
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 14:09
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Shouldn't it be on fire?
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 14:33
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The Chancellor is not only a fluent speaker of Russian; she is also skilled in handling slippery fish -- hence her successes at negotiating with Moscow.
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 16:32
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Was going to post a caption but there's something fishy about that picture.
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 16:45
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It's heads or tails for the German economy.
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F*** your fishing rights Boris. By the time I'm finished. you'll have nothing left to fish for.

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And for the next course we will have headless chickens..
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 20:23
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German version of " I'm a politician , get me out of here" with their bushtucker trial equivalent.

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Old 27th Apr 2020, 20:29
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Cough splutter scream....who just goose (step) ed me
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Ahctung those Englanders vink ve only eet Sausage und Schnitzel.....see vot ze are missing
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Ms Sturgeon visits Berlin and finds dried salted fish much better than Haggis. Later finds it difficult to return to Edinburgh.
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"No ma'am, we've checked and it's OK to eat it, it's definitely not a bat."
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...and POTUS claims that if you soak it in Toilet Duck first then you will be immune to the virus.
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"Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast".
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The Dutch were puzzled by the German request to meet with their head of testing, Herr Ring"
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Not for the first time in her chancellorship, Angela found herself in a pickle.
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The Chancellor gave it her Seal of Approval.
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