Caption Competition Mk II
General thinks, ( well saying out loud tends to be a career stopper)
Typical like the girls we give him a simple choice and he cannot decide yellow, red, blue for his next suit.
Typical like the girls we give him a simple choice and he cannot decide yellow, red, blue for his next suit.
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Yes, some buggers already nicked the prop off this one.
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Korea? **** no, I only joined for the uniform..
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"Great Leader, now all we need to do is flood the airfield, build a model Imperialist aircraft carrier, and we will have the World's greatest Maritime Strike simulator."
"Good idea General. Cut the rice rations, open the dams, and get it done. No cost, eh? Have a tin medal."
"Good idea General. Cut the rice rations, open the dams, and get it done. No cost, eh? Have a tin medal."
You have given me a hard time choosing a winner. I hope everyone was as amused by many of the entries as I was. Anyway, the runners-up, who each receive the Mrs Joyful prize for raffia work, are:
622
I don’t understand what’s happened Glorious Leader....we obtained the secret Western defence journal ‘Airfix’...and ordered from there!
Dan Gerous
I think we should call this one Rudolph.
Nutloose
Yes Glorious Leader, the wing is swept, I swept it personally this morning before you arrived.
And the glorious winner, who gets the COVITed trip to North Korea to collect his prize personally is
MPN11
“Why you waste money on poncey colours? You friend of Boris, eh?”
622
I don’t understand what’s happened Glorious Leader....we obtained the secret Western defence journal ‘Airfix’...and ordered from there!
Dan Gerous
I think we should call this one Rudolph.
Nutloose
Yes Glorious Leader, the wing is swept, I swept it personally this morning before you arrived.
And the glorious winner, who gets the COVITed trip to North Korea to collect his prize personally is
MPN11
“Why you waste money on poncey colours? You friend of Boris, eh?”
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Oh my goodness ... what an honour! <bows deeply>
Good luck, gentlemen ... and "Have at it!"
Good luck, gentlemen ... and "Have at it!"
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I heard those RNAS chaps refer to them as charts, but i'm blowed if I can see any difference, they look like maps to me.
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Tonight Gaylord, your room after Tiffin, for a bit of rear gunnery practice.
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That nag hasn't won a race this season, I say we put £1 each way on Western Front, that sounds like a horse going places.
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Good job those Italians had a batch of white cotton flags in stock, we should be able to make some masks from these.
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The Chinook went down here, I have strung some replacement wires between the wings, so we should have the lights back on in Wales soon.
Cholmondoley-Smythe's jodhpurs ballooned as he released the remnants of the previous night's curry, but he got away with it because the rest were looking for the nearest Macca's.
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No, no, no. Paragraph 3, sub section C, a crew operating between 0001 Saturday and 2359 Sunday are entitled to time and a half. Now, as this is also a public holiday......