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It say here we are to be part of the expeditionary forces to assist the French.... Why?
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Good God, they've used the CO's dogs name as the success codeword, Spot will have all the acne brigade up in arms.
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It's looking like BR can't supply the train carriage for the signing of the surrender document due to leaves on the line.
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Ok chaps, lets pretend we can't see Smithers in the front cockpit is wearing that tie presented to him by Donald Trump.
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So we fly down this crease line, turn right at the staple hole and bomb just past the jam stain.
Are you sure you attended Nav school?
Are you sure you attended Nav school?
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These bloody white fivers, why they can’t pay us in gold I’ll never understand.
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West Freugh, never heard of the place.
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Jeesus, are ALL of these just Kiltrash’s entries?
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So we’re going into Belgium and they want us to put up a Stella performance, I think we can manage that.... hic.......
Algy has just reported a column of the Huns advancing, so still time for tea and tiffin before we retreat. Sir they have fitted us with guns to attack the column. I think not dashed unsporting? What...
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Ohh, I got them out of that book Scroggins is reading, they’re the last 20 pages.
"So, why do I have to take this shopping list to Aldi?"
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Well, I've looked it over, and there's nothing on this F35 capabilities list that we can't do...but with more style!
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Engineer. 