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Old 12th Jul 2020, 03:31
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The one in the middle has sussed him out.
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25 years after landing the last time at St Trinians Hoskins was pleased to find the girls must have had the same Father.
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As the CO It was his duty to allocate the ground crew to the aircraft. ... Well look after Number one was his reasoning
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Post Falklands The Queen later regretted allowing Andrew taking his chopper round the Schools to drum up recruitment
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Being a good officer and looking after his men, Brian asked the girls if any of them would like to look at his privates in the passenger compartment.
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When I said "my zip's stuck" I didn't realise that I was on Transmit.
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In 1960 having delivered the Love Island contestemts safely, the producers decided to celebrate the 60th anniversary to tie the girls to a instructor and chuck them out out to sky dive ...
Oh where's the fun in that said Hoskins
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Hoskins suddenly closed the window when he realised the girls were breaching his COVID-19 “Bubble”.
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Colonel Klebb infiltrates the British Military to get close to Bond, James Bond

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Alan Bristow arrives at a career decision point; start a helicopter company or an all-female dance troupe
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Nora: “I love the way the colour of his beret matches his eyes”
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There were the Rockettes for rockets and the Nose Art Girls for World War II aircraft. But whenever Hoskins stirred his cyclic and yanked his collective, there were always some female admirers who took stock and shuttered. They were known as the "Chopper Cloppers."

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Nutty catches the eye of third from the right, as he swings, Tarzan like, through the trees in an attempt to steal Busters bevy of busty beauties

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There's only one girl for me, and she's at home at the moment, looking after my elderly parents . . . .

And the four children . . . .

And the labrador . . . .

And doing some cooking and baking . . . .

And the garden . . . .

I wonder why these girls are looking so happy - they don't know what's coming to them.
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...and after that if she is too tired for sex there always her female friends.

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The dwarves don't quite get the idea of line up in height order
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For act (s) of outstanding heroism in the face of the enemy, Captain Brave is awarded the Order of orgasm and bar and bar and bar and bar and bar. However he is still working on Julie....
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For act (s) of outstanding heroism in the face of the enemy, Captain Brave is awarded the Order of orgasm and bar and bar and bar and bar and bar. However he is still working on Julie....
...on whose account he eventually received the VD and scar.
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AND THE WINNER IS

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The swash plate's connected to the down tube, the down tube's connected to the bell crank, the bell crank's connected to the torque tube, the torque tube's connected to the mixer, the mixer's connected to the cyclic; now hear de word of Igor!
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As the CO It was his duty to allocate the ground crew to the aircraft. ... Well look after Number one was his reasoning
The Trophy is in the post when I arrives.


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Blimey, thanks Nutty... I'll clear the DIY detritus off the mantelpiece...

Have a go with this for a day or two...


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