Caption Competition Mk II
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"Me? Oh, I'm the Social Distancing Bot. I sit between people on flights"
"But you're not sitting between us..."
"Oh, I only operate outside of the United States."
"But you're not sitting between us..."
"Oh, I only operate outside of the United States."
Who are you ?
I am the Co-pilot
Well how come you are not in the cockpit?
The Captain banished me after I told him I was done taking the fat ones off his hands on the overnights!
I am the Co-pilot
Well how come you are not in the cockpit?
The Captain banished me after I told him I was done taking the fat ones off his hands on the overnights!
When the in-flight movie started showing robots being destroyed by Tom Cruise, C6-PO had to raise his hand and cover the screen. Oh, the inhumanity to inhumans..
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And for lunch one will have Smash.....
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What do you mean Sir John Allison is the pilot................... Noooooo............. the last time he took a Black 6 up, he turned it into a Black 9.
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And should you chose to accept this mission and remove your finger from the play button, this tape will self destruct in 5 seconds.....
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Bloody cabin crew, where are they, I'm pressing my call button and my lights are on.
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Gosh, the lady next to me has dreadful halitosis
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I do beg your pardon, too much Castrol GTX on my Rice Krispies this morning...
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I do beg your pardon, too much Castrol GTX on my Rice Krispies this morning...
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Boeing push ahead with reintroduction of the 737 MAX, combining revenue services with flight testing...