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Old 8th Jul 2020, 04:02
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"Me? Oh, I'm the Social Distancing Bot. I sit between people on flights"
"But you're not sitting between us..."
"Oh, I only operate outside of the United States."
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Who are you ?

I am the Co-pilot

Well how come you are not in the cockpit?

The Captain banished me after I told him I was done taking the fat ones off his hands on the overnights!
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 05:47
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On his way to the Star Wars, Doctor Who, Blakes 7 convention, Bert takes the wrong flight. However as it was a New York flight no one noticed
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Well I actually wanted a Transvestite outfit for the Mardi Gras, however this was all they had left

said the lady on the right
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Ah Secret Passenger studies the service to report to the Management team. Cannot help notice she is seated next to the American Airlines Chairman on a Southwest flight.
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When the in-flight movie started showing robots being destroyed by Tom Cruise, C6-PO had to raise his hand and cover the screen. Oh, the inhumanity to inhumans..
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Scientists are worried when a new symptom of Covid-19 is reported....
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This time, Mr Cummings decides to go on holiday in disguise.
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 07:27
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Goose gets the full interface reboot for the back seat of a F14
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Captain Picard gets the full Borg assimilation. However Dr Crusher in unable to remove all the implants
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MOL shows full confidence to take one of his fully sanitised flights with 100 % load factor
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Beardy Branson shows no after effects after being through the full body scanner a record 12,000 times
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Delegates for the "Yellow and Silver Lives Matter" Convention begin to arrive at Heathrow.
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And for lunch one will have Smash.....
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What do you mean Sir John Allison is the pilot................... Noooooo............. the last time he took a Black 6 up, he turned it into a Black 9.
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And should you chose to accept this mission and remove your finger from the play button, this tape will self destruct in 5 seconds.....
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Bloody cabin crew, where are they, I'm pressing my call button and my lights are on.
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Old 8th Jul 2020, 09:26
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Gosh, the lady next to me has dreadful halitosis

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I do beg your pardon, too much Castrol GTX on my Rice Krispies this morning...
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Boeing push ahead with reintroduction of the 737 MAX, combining revenue services with flight testing...
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