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Old 10th Jul 2020, 17:01
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Looking cautiously through the Perspex, he realised this was going to be a Kiltrash evening ... quantity over quality.


(Apologies to Kiltrash, especially as I seem to be on belt-feed myself!!)
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Jim Carey finally realised his life was a TV reality show
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 17:20
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6-1 ratio Cabin to Fight crew, this wa going to be a most enjoyable trip mused Hoskins
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 17:24
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The WAAF's were most impressed till they were told the Skipper sits on the left...
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Buster inwardly smies to himself, 'I have finally pulled'. Just then he changes back into his cleaners uniform and hangs up Nutty's flight suit.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 18:15
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Bond selected the girl in the middle - she clearly knew how to keep her mouth shut...
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The Army’s “Flying Dentist” project found it’s first candidate for cosmetic treatment.
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 20:09
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Brian was soon to discover what was meant by the phrase "Whirlwind Romance"
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The Nurses were happy to see the Doctors arrive at the 4077th, however Trapper John and Hawkeye had transferred to the 4078th
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Bit of incest here. Everyone is named Shutterstock. ... ...
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Hoskins modifies his Mk1 Landrover with a stick steer....finds it is a real bird puller
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Old 10th Jul 2020, 23:04
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The mockup helicopter wasn't fitted with a chin bubble, so LACW Harvey (with the cheeky grin) reached in and tickled his...fancy.
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"I don't know what that thing between his legs is, but what a big eye it has!"
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Captain Flasheart gazed lovingly out the canopy, counted and counted again and was heard to exclaim, Tuesday where's Tuesday?
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Old 11th Jul 2020, 05:32
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On the set of the latest James Bond film, the 'Miss Moneypenny: hopefuls practiced their 'Come to bed 'eyes.
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Old 11th Jul 2020, 05:48
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It's bad enough that the faulty Radar has magnetised the fuselage, but how much metal is in those underwires???
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Old 11th Jul 2020, 07:24
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The girls obviously preferred this one to Robo-willy in the previous photo.
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"Lieutenant, you are gripping that thing between your legs too hard - the knob on the end has turned black!"
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The artistic director on Doctor Who finds a new monster for the hero to combat

( well in closeup it looks like a trouser snake to me)
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