Caption Competition Mk II
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Lt Hoskins found the experience so pleasant that, on retirement, he bought an Ice Cream Van.
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
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The swash plate's connected to the down tube, the down tube's connected to the bell crank, the bell crank's connected to the torque tube, the torque tube's connected to the mixer, the mixer's connected to the cyclic; now hear de word of Igor!
Flasheart was surprised to find all 6 off his girlfriends were at the airfield to greet him on the same day, The MO later put it down to Alzheimer's as he treated his stiletto wounds.
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“Smart“, thought Doris. “Much nicer than our pilots in their boiler suits.”
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: cardboard box in't middle of t'road
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After a quick glance through the windshield, Hoskins performed the quickest touch and go Machrihanish had ever seen.
Excuse me ladies, Is this RAF Deliverance?
Excuse me ladies, Is this RAF Deliverance?
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Their fingers gently caressed the window frame, their eyes conveyed many silent messages ... should Hoskins grab a handful of collecive and escape RAF Love Island, or bow to the inevitable?
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The proposed Marine One was rather small, and POTUS was unsure if his WAGS could all fit into it.
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”OK, ladies, joking apart, which one of you is really Miss Shutterstock 1960?“
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“Hello, Sir. We’re the COVID-19 Testing Team, and we need to take some swab samples. The procedures shouldn't take longer than a couple of hours.”
Sorry girls I am gay....