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Old 16th Jul 2020, 21:26
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Judging in the morning, hopefully around 7am if I don't oversleep...
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Old 16th Jul 2020, 22:57
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I’ll send Coff round to rattle your windows, shake the bed and move the furniture...
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 05:42
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Is that what it was, thought it was an earthquake - or next door snoring...
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 05:59
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A difficult decision but someone had to make it - and Ascend Charlie pipped everyone else to the post with...

"OK, let's change the wording of the Specification to UNDERCARRIAGE instead of UNDERCART"
CST has been dusted and will be on its way just as soon as the horse has finished his hay. There may be two weeks quarantine before it arrives...
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 06:28
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Oohh, thank you, I will wait for 2 weeks before posting a picture...


No I won't.

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Old 17th Jul 2020, 07:03
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I tell you what Frank. That was quite a bit of Sabre Rattling that!
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 07:04
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Hoskins, I know you were excited about your first FJ landing but...really?
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 07:05
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Reminds me of a Fish I once caught...
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Nah mate, this is Mig Road.
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Flameout !
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 07:32
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Buster was congratulated for getting the aircraft home in one piece instead of 'banging' out.
Buster said, Nutty had 'left' the pins in the seat
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Engineer on left wing. Bugger it just as we were about to clock out for the week end. ..
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Old 17th Jul 2020, 07:36
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Well there i was at 10000 feet, suffered a compressor stall, and the screen went all slimy
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Part of Hoskins duties was to take the CO's car through the car wash. However when he was allocated the Bosses Aircraft, muscle memory took hold.
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"Well - I suppose that there is mud moving and mud moving!"
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"Splash One!"
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"D*mn. I've lost the volleyball in the foam".
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It's OK, the CO's gone, you can come out now...
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"Pull your socks up, Hoskins!"
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"Tower, Fighter One at the wash pan. When you said charity plane wash, I was expecting scantily clad WRAF's, over."
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