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Old 26th Jun 2020, 16:30
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All this so one of Churchill's successors can fly around in a red plane - Stalin is impressed and decides to paint his own plane red.
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Old 26th Jun 2020, 16:39
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R: ...Hey Big C, Joe here says they have found truck loads of a dark Grey mineral, they call it Uranium but have not found any use for it, wants to know if we could find a use for it?
C: ...Well I dunno but give us a couple of Tonnes and my scientists at Aldermaston will have a look
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Old 26th Jun 2020, 16:56
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R: “New Clear? I came all this way to discuss window cleaner?!”
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Old 26th Jun 2020, 17:13
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Well this one seems to have gone along well, but it is time to call time and announce a winner.


The winner is Traffic Traffic with

What do you mean "Everyone else is waiting for us in Yalta? We thought it was set up for Malta. Where the hell is Yalta?"

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R: “New Clear? I came all this way to discuss window cleaner?!”

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C Well for breakfast I and a nice full English
R For breakfast I had Hot dog and Pancakes
S For breakfast I had 6 Generals shot


thank you all.
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Old 26th Jun 2020, 17:15
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Well done (again) Traffic! That’s been a good one, with some really funny tangential thinking! 👍

Delighted to have squeezed a mention with my last round!
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Old 27th Jun 2020, 10:37
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Caption waiting for picture (again)
Owing to Traffic delays the war has been extended
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Old 27th Jun 2020, 10:45
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There's a hole in my shoe and it's letting in water...
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Old 27th Jun 2020, 14:37
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S: And I thought waiting for a second front was painful.
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Old 27th Jun 2020, 16:32
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Originally Posted by Chu Chu
S: And I thought waiting for a second front was painful.
.... 😃 ✔️ ...
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 03:24
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Sorry for the delay fellas. Spot of night work and sleeping got in the way.
Have at it:

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Old 28th Jun 2020, 04:13
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We found the problem with number one! Two engineers were stuck in it!
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 04:15
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Until we install some new rings, I'd avoid any Barrel rolls Skipper.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 05:00
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Bert is gonna get a real twist when the battery is re connected.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 05:01
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From the cockpit... Contact, someone say contact...
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 05:03
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When the war's over, I'm going to take a world-famous photo of men sitting on a girder over New York.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 05:04
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From the cockpit... Sorry lads just read the report again, it was No3, with the problem. Damm Skipper was a Doctor in civvy.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 06:50
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What's that say? ... ' No step here '
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 06:51
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The T T T Tu Tu Tur..... Supercharger playing up again
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 06:53
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Well that's proved is. The Packard is NOT a direct replacement. Ah well plenty overtime to change them back.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 06:55
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Nope can't get at that bolt, call over Section Officer Harvey / Nutty with her / his small hands should do..
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