Chief Engineer was heard to mutter
" Mair speed, Mair Speed he wants, when will he learn ye canna change the laws of physics".
or
"if he comes doon here once mair, I'll shove the exhaust nacelle up his Captains Chair
or
" Ma poor wee beasties, ah promise you some nice fresh Dlithium at yere next overhaul
Skipper was heard to say, "Scotties really lost it this time..."