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Old 28th Jun 2020, 07:34
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"Helluva place to be playing Snap, you should be back in the crewroom!"
"But I got it first!"
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(Sergeant thinks: How the heck are we gonna win the war...")
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 07:53
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The Skipper reported a squeaking noise, but I'm damned if I can see a mouse anywhere.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 08:21
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“Chief, how on earth do you get a screw that deep?”

”Go ask Brenda in the NAAFI......2 packets of fags should do it.....”
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 10:24
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Brenda had successfully passed herself off as a man, and gotten into the engineering branch, until the fateful day she made the mistake of sitting side saddle.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 11:01
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"It says here 'NO STEP'. What does that mean?"
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 11:39
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HOSKINS!!!! Gremlins on the Merlins!!! Fetch me the spray!
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 11:57
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:32
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OK lads close it up

but sarge we still have 4 screws left over

that's OK it's his last mission whichever way

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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:36
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Aircraft Mechanic on right....oops dare I tell the lads that shilling I lost when I opened the covers, that they have spent 6 hours looking for on a strip down, was caught in the cuff of my trousers?
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:37
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"It looks like a lump of **** in the carburettor. and it's still warm!"
"Sorry about that Len, I couldn't wait"
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:39
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Having connected the Red line to the Fuel and the Blue line to the Hydraulics it was discovered that Hoskins is colour blind.

( stupid idea using the same sized couplings...)
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:39
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" 'It it wiff yer beret Bert, that's what the do in all those war films"
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:41
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Right that's the Steak tied to the manifold, should be nicely done after the practice trip over the Derwent Reservoir
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:45
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The Germans made a mistake putting all the different tradesmen in Stala Luft 3 when they all escaped in a home built aircraft out of salvaged parts
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:45
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Damn, I thought we might have caught one this time, rolls royce might make good engines, but their flame traps are useless.
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:47
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Yup definitively a mag drop, nearly 20 foot i'd say butterfingers!
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:50
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One day you'll learn how to tie yer own shoelaces!
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Old 28th Jun 2020, 12:52
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...99.100, quick, close her up and let her go.

It's says 'Put Tab A into Slot B', where the @#$% is Slot B?
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