Caption Competition Mk II

[Wensleydale]

Joe says that he'll send you a jar of caviar if you flatten Dresden.

[Buster Hyman]

"Oh yes, I think we can share Germany quite happily after the war"

[MPN11]

Churchill: “... And from my sleeve, I will produce a bunch of flowers!”

[Buster Hyman]

So...which one of us will have our statue torn down first?

[treadigraph]

Eisenhower: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P...

Stalin: Poland! Poland! I was first!

Churchill: Bugger...

[ivor toolbox]

He says he'll swap you the painting of the fallen Madonna ( with the big boobies ) for a photo of Section Officer Harvey in Combat webbing?

Ttfn

[Kiltrash]

Stalin whispers. So sorry but I helped the Japanese attack Pearl Harbour
interpreter translates as Premier Stalin do either of you have 1000000 Tonnes of Concrete I could borrow for a building project I have in mind for Berlin...

[Dan Gerous]

Stalin, "Go on Frank, show Winston your Bela Lugosi impersonation".

[Dan Gerous]

Sir, I think we may be extras in a Hitchcock film.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

What do you mean "Everyone else is waiting for us in Yalta? We thought it was set up for Malta. Where the hell is Yalta?"

[Ascend Charlie]

"Why is everybody looking at me? Is it the way I say Nookular?"

[Kiltrash]

After the War I am putting on a stage show called ' The Three Amigos can I sign you up?

[Ascend Charlie]

(Doctor on left in greatcoat):
"Gentlemen, could you all please turn your heads and cough?"*




*Thanks for the memory, Kiltrash!

[Wensleydale]

"If you'd now care to move back under the arches, Gentlemen, the stripper has just begun her act".

[Wensleydale]

"No. This isn't the queue for tickets to see Vera Lynn".

[Kiltrash]

Aide rushes in and informs Nutty, Buster and Kiltrash there has been a new Cap Comp picture up on PPRuNE and the Leaders all rush off to find what their spies know about it, GCHQ, CIA, and Oxbridge.

[Kiltrash]

In the background, Fleet Admiral Leahy proudly shows how brave he has been sending men to die in the Pacific, from the safety of his desk in the Pentagon..

(I have read his wiki page and he did have a distinguished career, but did help being friends with Roosevelt)

[MPN11]

In an unashamed attempt to get into the photograph, Fred Smith was spotted [too late] by some of those present.

[MPN11]

Stalin: "Yes, Winston, we have elections too ... although our results are more predictable than yours."

[Chu Chu]

Churchill (to Roosevelt): "Nice cape."

Stalin: "Peninsula! It's a peninsula."