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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 10:26
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Sargent Hare was already slowing up expecting a easy victory over Cpl Tortoise
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 10:28
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Passing the muddy puddle, PO PPRuNe was surprised to find the Vicar of Dibley up to her head in the quagmire
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 10:36
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Well Sir, you said the unit 10K was coming up, and I should organize a race on the watercourse.

Water on the racecourse, Hoskins, water on the racecourse.
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Nothing says winter in Friesland like a race on the canal.
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 11:07
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I wish I hadn't missed that bloody helicopter...
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Desperate to get lucky, Malcom heads upstream. "Well, it works for salmon."
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 13:23
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Splish splash, I've got mud up my ass.


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After turning up for the fitness test run in an Alice Band, the SWO thought that 2 Laps of Honour were called for after a single Lapse of Judgement.
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 14:16
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Smithers didn't haven't any tights to wear under his running shorts like the rest of his intake so he improvised...
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 14:49
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Capt Mainwaring. ..The mask should be over your nose and mouth...stupid boy..​​​​​​
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 14:52
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Having always wanted to be the dog walker that gets interviewed by Lorraine Kelly for having found a body in the forest, Smithers takes up jogging. .. Stuff this for a bag of bones thought his Labradoodle

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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 14:54
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As the men's showers were broken, Smithers deliberately went through the worst puddles in the mixed sex race.
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 19:50
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5* Hotel, Sauna and Fitness centre, 12 O clock, engage.
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 19:54
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The RAF sports association find themselves moving up the services rankings following their successful sponsorship of a British Olympiad under the your logo here scheme.
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Old 23rd Sep 2020, 21:52
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Thatíll kept that regiment chap amused for hours.....
why, whatís he doing?
heís looking for the donkey to pin the tail on.
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Old 24th Sep 2020, 07:11
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....and to think all i could get for sponsorship was £15. When the camera goes out of range will get the wife to pick me up and drive to the finish line
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At last no signal on the work phone...peace and quiet
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Old 24th Sep 2020, 07:13
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Damm NHS C-19 app won't work
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Ahh... the next watering point is coming up..... the Dog and Duck, a nice pint, lovely steak and ale pie with chips in front of the fire, then onto the Pheasant Inn..
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Old 24th Sep 2020, 08:51
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Hurry up, I can't stand like this all day, take the photo to show we participated, then we can drive into town for a nice luncheon.
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