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Old 19th Sep 2020, 17:40
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In a veiled threat to Washington, Great Leader shows just how accurate his short range missiles are.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 18:39
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Looks like the mess is serving lava cake tonight and no doubt it’ll be as hard as rocks.



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Old 19th Sep 2020, 18:46
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Better haul up the red flag, there is live firing on the range.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 21:11
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The FSB did not cover itself in glory with its latest political assassination operation. The bespoke poison it developed was unexpectedly volatile, causing an unfortunate accident at the dedicated research center. The standby it fell back on proved unequal to German medicine. In fact, the most successful aspect of Operation Naval was the brilliant code name.
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Old 19th Sep 2020, 22:08
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Trump: "Why do they call it a Station, if there aren't any trains?"
Presidential aide: ".............oh.....my....gawd..."
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 06:52
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....and in the camp mess tonight we have for your enjoyment, Deep Purple (1974) with their smash World Wide hit.... Burn....
(Knew it was a mistake putting Hoskins on effects)
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 07:14
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So you thought you could disperse fog AND save petrol by setting fire to the whole airfield?
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 09:49
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Testing the new heat-seeking naval weapon naturally involves providing a source of heat.
"We are very enthusiastic over these tests" said a spokesman for the Firies at the base.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 11:40
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"Zey weren't expecting that," Captain Hans von Schilling of the U-boat fleet smiled grimly as he surveyed the scene through his periscope.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 11:44
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The 30mm vs 57mm debate got a little heated at times.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 11:47
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Hoskins, I said littoral combat.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 12:05
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It Ain't Half Hot, Mum.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 13:29
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RATO successful - what's a bit of collateral damage to the station?
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 14:06
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So all I said was Jesus Christ and all these bushes burst into flames...
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 15:06
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So all I said was Jesus Christ and all these bushes burst into flames...
That bloody Moses came by again...
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 15:18
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I blame the parents. Someone please explain to the recruits what a camp fire is.

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The government banned weapons at the fire station, but no one though about fires at the weapons station.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 18:00
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Next time we need a firing squad, I want at least one of them to be properly trained.
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Bugger, black smoke, no new Pope.
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Old 20th Sep 2020, 18:50
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They’ll never believe we have managed to Covid 19 sanitise the whole site in a morning.
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