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Post COVID 19 screening: "Passengers, please prepare for the temperature screening....ahh, no...it's not oral..."
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It was easy to spot the spy in the camp as he hadn't quite grasped the direction of Mecca
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The RAF Chaps? Ohh they have gone for a massage.
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(Guy nearest camera with water bottle) "Why has the guy in front of me got yellow Post-It notes stuck to the soles of his shoes?"
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Yea, I say unto you a Comet shall be seen in the Heavens, and you shall prostrate yourselves before a Scarlet Angel which has come from the East . . .
And I shall lead you into new postures . . .
Not you, Hoskins - you are facing in the wrong direction . . .
And I shall lead you into new postures . . .
Not you, Hoskins - you are facing in the wrong direction . . .
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And as you see ladies, you need twice the lifting capabilities of your male counterparts to overcome the limpet effect.
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Instructor to guy at far end of second row: "That's a good position, have you practiced this before?"
"No, I'm a little stiff"...
"No, I'm a little stiff"...
Instructor...
now remember class no matter how urgent the job is according to management , your mental heath is our number one priority, so after me,
Stretch ...seventeen, eighteen...
now remember class no matter how urgent the job is according to management , your mental heath is our number one priority, so after me,
Stretch ...seventeen, eighteen...
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