Caption Competition Mk II
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"Pity those poor Sods in the trenches" they said, "Join the RAC instead & get instant access to the Officers Club" they said....bastards!
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Looking in the mirror, Hoskins was concerned about the lack of pilots.
Pilot to Nav," Look I know you are upset because I have been giving your wife a good old fashioned seeing to as you have 'problems' in that area, but PLEASE give me a course back to base.
Nav to Pilot, that's ok as I have the only parachute in the aircraft, bye….
Nav to Pilot, that's ok as I have the only parachute in the aircraft, bye….
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Michael Caine receives training in the "How to shake Your head while Firing Machine Guns" simulator before filming the in cockpit combat sequences for "The Battle of Britain".
I might have seen this caption before somewhere, but:
Maintenance report -- mixture not adjusted correctly.
Engineering note -- mixture control refitted in more prominent position.
Maintenance report -- mixture not adjusted correctly.
Engineering note -- mixture control refitted in more prominent position.
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I won’t be a moment, I’m just firing off a snotogram to HQ.
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Entries are slowing down, so I'll call it:
Second place and a Mention in Dispatches:
But the winner, keeping it short and to the point:
Take it away Nutty.
Second place and a Mention in Dispatches:
We found Brown Windsor soup to be the ideal multi-purpose fluid. In turn it is used to fuel and lubricate the engines, then de-ice essential parts of the airframe and finally refuel the pilot. He then can recycle it back into the fuel tank. A sort of Brownian motion.
Take it away Nutty.
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Blimey, thank you, I will treasure the trophy, OK on with the next one..
"Who called the cook a bastard?"
"Who called the bastard a cook?"
"Who called the bastard a cook?"