Caption Competition Mk II
"Portions are a bit small?"
"Well as you can see, 6 squadron have been at the supplies..."
"Well as you can see, 6 squadron have been at the supplies..."
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Hitherto unseen photo of Dudley Moore and Peter Cook during their Army days, as Cook develops his E L Wisty persona...
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Well, Monty might be a bloody vegetarian but by God I want some meat on my plate!
More Poitrine de Boeuf au Boite de Conserve, Sir ?
Side note. I was once on a field exercise with spectacularly bad food served by a food tent mostly manned by army privates on a punishment detail
One wag redid the chock board "menu" with over the top descriptions of the slop being handed out. He got a bolcking from the Supply Major who was more incensed with the alleged disrespect then the fact that his operation was a disgrace 
Side note. I was once on a field exercise with spectacularly bad food served by a food tent mostly manned by army privates on a punishment detail
One wag redid the chock board "menu" with over the top descriptions of the slop being handed out. He got a bolcking from the Supply Major who was more incensed with the alleged disrespect then the fact that his operation was a disgrace
So when you signed up they asked 'What was your previous profession? I cant believe you told them Chef"
"No I actually said I was Third mate on a Correllian Freighter that did the Kessel Run in under 3 parsecs. Not that Millenium Falcon slug that took 12, But that was not a option on the form so they ticked Chef"
"No I actually said I was Third mate on a Correllian Freighter that did the Kessel Run in under 3 parsecs. Not that Millenium Falcon slug that took 12, But that was not a option on the form so they ticked Chef"
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“I will not ‘ave armpits in my jungle!”