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Welcome Men, Xavier is the name
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Good call - custard must never be wasted and there is no such thing as surplus custard! 
This hi-tech multi-purpose variable attachment holder
- allows me to scratch my face while touching it is not allowed
- can hold a cigar
- holds my phone so I have have hands-free Zoom calls
- delivers beer
- for the advanced user it holds a toothbrush or a razor so you always arrive looking your very best
Only $5.98
- allows me to scratch my face while touching it is not allowed
- can hold a cigar
- holds my phone so I have have hands-free Zoom calls
- delivers beer
- for the advanced user it holds a toothbrush or a razor so you always arrive looking your very best
Only $5.98
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We found Brown Windsor soup to be the ideal multi-purpose fluid. In turn it is used to fuel and lubricate the engines, then de-ice essential parts of the airframe and finally refuel the pilot. He then can recycle it back into the fuel tank. A sort of Brownian motion.
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Please blow into the tube until the ball changes colour..
Green indicates you may proceed..
Red indicates you are not yet sufficently pissed to fly, please retire to the bar.
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Green indicates you may proceed..
Red indicates you are not yet sufficently pissed to fly, please retire to the bar.
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Mags checked... check
Yard of Ale installed and drinking tube fitted....Check
Yard of Ale installed and drinking tube fitted....Check
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Yes, that's to blow the gear down..
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A barber completes his demonstration post-lockdown socially-distanced moustache trimming techniques with the time-honoured question: "...and would sir like anything for the weekend?"
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It's to fool ze MOT tester Mein Herr, blow in zat tube vhen hi sticka da tube upa ze exhaust