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Must be running out of steam...
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It's our multi racial, multi cultural statue, we melted all of them all down from around the city and cast several of these which we will placed around London, Sadly the dogs find it ideal to use as a lavatory.
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They're designed to take one activist, we will then launch them from our recently restored Iraqi supergun into low orbit.
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It’s the super gun launched Irish space station shuttle, if we miss they're the Irish mission to Mars.
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If it’s copper and lying down it must be a sleeping policeman.
Having spent £6.3bn on Sizewell C as a Nuclear Fueled Power Station. The Government changed their minds and made it a Wind Powered Station. The first support for the turbines is ready to be sent over
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Having completed Sizewell C it was noted one part was still left over, closer examination Identified it as the core.
I probably should have treated that picture like it was radioactive. But in for a becquerel, in for a rutherford, I guess.
If anyone was wondering, I'm told that the true translation of the Swedish is: Ultimate PPE. Slip inside, close the ends, and you're guaranteed not to die of COVID-19.
All kidding aside, the winner is:
Kiltrash also takes the runner-up position for his subtle attempt to butter up the judge with a locomotive. But you'd have done better with lard -- or two ears, and snout, and a curly tail. (Think Wade-Giles.)
If anyone was wondering, I'm told that the true translation of the Swedish is: Ultimate PPE. Slip inside, close the ends, and you're guaranteed not to die of COVID-19.
All kidding aside, the winner is:
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"...so henceforth Brussels sprouts will no longer be included on the mess menu."
(The Con Pilot Memorial entry)
(The Con Pilot Memorial entry)
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Why is everybody looking at me? It was Reg wot done it...
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Well, that's the face masks sorted out, Now, social distancing...