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It has come to my notice one of you is not a team player and prefers to wear their striped mask on the wrong side..
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And so for our second phase I propose we adopt the motto, Where Angels Fear to Spread.
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Luckily we were able to get some masks made up from old uniforms, in this case you are all wearing masks manufactured from used US Cavalry breeches, now I know some may smell of horses, but those with the larger sizes may find the cloth was cut higher up..
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I'm sorry Gentlemen, I was going to show the movie gone with the wind tonight, but apparently this has been withdrawn.
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"Ok Guys. These are your new Squadron facemasks. They are a big improvement on having to wear your wife's underwear over your face during senior officer briefings.... Just remember not to swap them after the briefing this time!
The Initiation Ceremony consists of:
1. He is not allowed to wear the poofy powder blue flying suit
2.He is to sit in the chair with the wooden armrests, and
3. Everybody is to stare at him for 10 minutes.
1. He is not allowed to wear the poofy powder blue flying suit
2.He is to sit in the chair with the wooden armrests, and
3. Everybody is to stare at him for 10 minutes.
Now one last thing before we head out. Be sure to keep those masks on and don't talk too much. It will ruin by son's birthday if he catches on that you aren't the real Blue Angels.
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Ok folks time to call as I have Golf this afternoon
mine would have been
Thanks lads for attending at such short notice but we have had a memo from the Commander - in Chief, well I think its from the president as its in Capitals with a Crayon
Dear Blue Angels, during this time of national emergency and to support the Covid-19 pandemic, Black Lives Matter, and as its a Election Year I have decided to re format the Blue Angles
First you will now be called The Red Necks and
#1 will be from Alabama
#2 will be a black single mother
#3 will be the champion golfer at Troon
#4 will be a Transgender Nurse
#5 will be from Mexico
#6 will be the champion of the NRA
#7 will be called Maverick
#8 will be the Lincoln Statue
#9 will be the Minneapolis Police Chief
Fat Albert is to be renamed Melania
and if anyone cannot fly , I have even thought of that, they will be put in the two seater A52
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Thanks lads for attending at such short notice but we have had a memo from the Commander - in Chief, well I think its from the president as its in Capitals with a Crayon
Dear Blue Angels, during this time of national emergency and to support the Covid-19 pandemic, Black Lives Matter, and as its a Election Year I have decided to re format the Blue Angles
First you will now be called The Red Necks and
#1 will be from Alabama
#2 will be a black single mother
#3 will be the champion golfer at Troon
#4 will be a Transgender Nurse
#5 will be from Mexico
#6 will be the champion of the NRA
#7 will be called Maverick
#8 will be the Lincoln Statue
#9 will be the Minneapolis Police Chief
Fat Albert is to be renamed Melania
and if anyone cannot fly , I have even thought of that, they will be put in the two seater A52