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Old 17th Jun 2020, 12:16
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I say Private. Have you seen the company mascot?
(Private slyly tips contents of spoon back into tray)
No Sir!
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 13:54
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What makes you think global warming is an issue?
Well, this is Kinloss Barracks, Sir!
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 14:30
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Training is well under way for the new British Airways COVID-19 on-board catering arrangenets.
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 14:30
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"They told me you were a Michelin Chef. Is that true?"
"No Sir. I changed Michelin tyres before the war Sir."
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 14:35
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As an economy measure, the catering team used solar heating on the servery.
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 15:18
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I know you and your troop have just returned from a vicious firefight with the Afrika Corps and you have been stranded for 3 days in the desert with no provisions but rules are rules, Lunch finished 5 minutes ago ....
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 15:25
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Private we want you to surrender yourself to the Afrika Corps. From intelligence General Rommels Chef has dysentery and he will make you his personal cook
Oh sir do you want me to be a inside mole for the Eight's army and send you back his latest plans?
No just be yourself and poison them not us ...
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 16:11
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Voice off .... “Sort your dress out, men. Daisy Duke hasn’t been invented yet.”
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 20:04
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Ah Corporal Smash, I have just been to the American camp and they still peal, boil and mash their potatoes. I task you with inventing a simpler method
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 20:07
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Sorry sir but the dishwasher is broken, can we use your tent ropes for the pots and pans. Some really stubborn gravy stains
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Old 17th Jun 2020, 20:11
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We have good news, the Italian troops have all run away and we have captured their evening meal, not sure what it is but Hoskins here thinks they call it Spaghetti. That's desert sorted then
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 03:32
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Wow you guys have achieved the impossible, something more terrible than my mother In laws’ meatloaf !
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 05:10
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"Where is my Dinner Private?"
"Well Sir, Nutty is the supply Officer Sir, and he said he'd be here yesterday Sir!"
"Ahh, well...I'd better check the Infirmary in case he's been injured"
"Perhaps try the Psych Ward Sir...He is, after all, a bit Nutty!"
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 05:26
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"What do you recommend, Private?"
"I'd recommend walking away, sir!"
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 09:23
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Ok my apologies for the delay, the results are as follows.................

first the also runs with some excellent comments all round

Surplus with

What makes you think global warming is an issue?
Well, this is Kinloss Barracks, Sir!

Kiltrash with

I know you and your troop have just returned from a vicious firefight with the Afrika Corps and you have been stranded for 3 days in the desert with no provisions but rules are rules, Lunch finished 5 minutes ago ....

Dan gerous with

"They're called Garibaldi's young man, not dead fly biscuits."
"My apologies SIR!. Here's your Garibaldi beef stew, and the Garibaldi tea is in the urn over there."

BUT for sheer doggedness and determination in the face of adversity I award the CST to

Kiltrash
with

So when you signed up they asked 'What was your previous profession? I can't believe you told them Chef"
"No. I actually said I was Third mate on a Correllian Freighter that did the Kessel Run in under 3 parsecs. Not that Millenium Falcon slug that took 12, But that was not a option on the form so they ticked Chef"


Thanks everyone that partook of lunc......errr.. the competition.


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Old 18th Jun 2020, 09:46
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I many thanks Nutty well it made me laugh...
I am currently isolating on the Golf Course and won't be near my 'collection' till late afternoon

So open house any takers...
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 09:56
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Have at yee over the weekend with this.

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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:01
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The Royal Navy protests against the latest defence cuts by putting a display of their full might.
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:01
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"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches", he said, bloody small Island if you ask me.....
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Old 18th Jun 2020, 10:03
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Were did all these little crabs come from?

I told ya... Go see the Doc....
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