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I say Private. Have you seen the company mascot?
(Private slyly tips contents of spoon back into tray)
No Sir!
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Training is well under way for the new British Airways COVID-19 on-board catering arrangenets.
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As an economy measure, the catering team used solar heating on the servery.
I know you and your troop have just returned from a vicious firefight with the Afrika Corps and you have been stranded for 3 days in the desert with no provisions but rules are rules, Lunch finished 5 minutes ago ....
Private we want you to surrender yourself to the Afrika Corps. From intelligence General Rommels Chef has dysentery and he will make you his personal cook
Oh sir do you want me to be a inside mole for the Eight's army and send you back his latest plans?
No just be yourself and poison them not us ...
Oh sir do you want me to be a inside mole for the Eight's army and send you back his latest plans?
No just be yourself and poison them not us ...
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Voice off .... “Sort your dress out, men. Daisy Duke hasn’t been invented yet.”
We have good news, the Italian troops have all run away and we have captured their evening meal, not sure what it is but Hoskins here thinks they call it Spaghetti. That's desert sorted then
Wow you guys have achieved the impossible, something more terrible than my mother In laws’ meatloaf !
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"Where is my Dinner Private?"
"Well Sir, Nutty is the supply Officer Sir, and he said he'd be here yesterday Sir!"
"Ahh, well...I'd better check the Infirmary in case he's been injured"
"Perhaps try the Psych Ward Sir...He is, after all, a bit Nutty!"
"Well Sir, Nutty is the supply Officer Sir, and he said he'd be here yesterday Sir!"
"Ahh, well...I'd better check the Infirmary in case he's been injured"
"Perhaps try the Psych Ward Sir...He is, after all, a bit Nutty!"
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Ok my apologies for the delay, the results are as follows.................
first the also runs with some excellent comments all round
Surplus with
What makes you think global warming is an issue?
Well, this is Kinloss Barracks, Sir!
Kiltrash with
I know you and your troop have just returned from a vicious firefight with the Afrika Corps and you have been stranded for 3 days in the desert with no provisions but rules are rules, Lunch finished 5 minutes ago ....
Dan gerous with
"They're called Garibaldi's young man, not dead fly biscuits."
"My apologies SIR!. Here's your Garibaldi beef stew, and the Garibaldi tea is in the urn over there."
BUT for sheer doggedness and determination in the face of adversity I award the CST to
Kiltrash with
So when you signed up they asked 'What was your previous profession? I can't believe you told them Chef"
"No. I actually said I was Third mate on a Correllian Freighter that did the Kessel Run in under 3 parsecs. Not that Millenium Falcon slug that took 12, But that was not a option on the form so they ticked Chef"
Thanks everyone that partook of lunc......errr.. the competition.
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first the also runs with some excellent comments all round
Surplus with
What makes you think global warming is an issue?
Well, this is Kinloss Barracks, Sir!
Kiltrash with
I know you and your troop have just returned from a vicious firefight with the Afrika Corps and you have been stranded for 3 days in the desert with no provisions but rules are rules, Lunch finished 5 minutes ago ....
Dan gerous with
"They're called Garibaldi's young man, not dead fly biscuits."
"My apologies SIR!. Here's your Garibaldi beef stew, and the Garibaldi tea is in the urn over there."
BUT for sheer doggedness and determination in the face of adversity I award the CST to
Kiltrash with
So when you signed up they asked 'What was your previous profession? I can't believe you told them Chef"
"No. I actually said I was Third mate on a Correllian Freighter that did the Kessel Run in under 3 parsecs. Not that Millenium Falcon slug that took 12, But that was not a option on the form so they ticked Chef"
Thanks everyone that partook of lunc......errr.. the competition.
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"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches", he said, bloody small Island if you ask me.....
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Were did all these little crabs come from?
I told ya... Go see the Doc....
I told ya... Go see the Doc....