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Old 1st May 2020, 15:37
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Which are the Crosswind Legs?
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but someone said that there were lots of knobs on the flight deck?
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Old 1st May 2020, 16:22
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So that's why there is a lockable door to the cockpit. . . .
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Old 1st May 2020, 16:23
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You know when they told me I would be cross trained, I thought A320, A330 and the like, heck these damned things really pinch my nuts....
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Old 1st May 2020, 16:24
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Say it a gain Mavis, but sloooowly...

Youuu are now entering the Coooooockpit
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Old 1st May 2020, 16:28
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Is this a good example of relaxed stability?
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Old 1st May 2020, 17:50
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Look on the bright side, we’re now G tolerant.
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Old 1st May 2020, 18:29
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So Biggles says,"how far do those legs go"?
I said "all the way up".
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"Why are we doing this again"?
"Because the bearded one is paying off the Captain, so he wants to retrain as a gynecologist".
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Old 1st May 2020, 19:01
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”Apparently if we spread our legs tne Autopilot comes on. Have you ever had one of those?”

”Yes, I keep it in my handbag. It last longer than the real ones.”
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Don't worry Mavis, if you spill anything on the radios, I've brought tissues.
“So I see, but what are they for?”

”Let me show you ... “
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Old 1st May 2020, 19:26
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"Fly Virgin my A*se".
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Old 1st May 2020, 21:23
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Virgin in a worlds first, crew up two disabled armless pilots, seen here going through start up procedures.



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Old 1st May 2020, 22:30
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("Click")
"Ahh, that's better, now that those pesky screens are dark, we can have a nap..."
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Hoskins uses Imac to keep the legs velvety smooth.
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Old 1st May 2020, 22:36
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Welcome to the Henpit.
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Old 1st May 2020, 22:36
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Safest place, owner is down the back.
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Old 1st May 2020, 23:59
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"This is the pits!" cried the flight attendants in shrill unison. "Now, where are the cocks?"

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Branson says we’re going to be bust...

well one can’t stay a Virgin forever.
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Bransons in a bit of a pickle and says it could bust his Virgin.
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