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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 3rd May 2020, 12:44
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Several great entries and as usual you provide a difficult task, but to get the scribes thinking again I award the Trophy to:-

Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
I say Charles, damn but it's good to be able to relax once in while!
Honourable mention to Racedo for

This is your Cabin crew, our pilots are working from home today so we decided to fly.
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Old 4th May 2020, 16:20
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TIEW, pm sent

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Old 5th May 2020, 06:41
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No response from TIEW Hope all is well.....

Racedo would you please take the honour?
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Old 5th May 2020, 20:22
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OK have to throw it open. Any takers? ....pleeeeease
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Old 5th May 2020, 20:38
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A good workout for everyone's brains.
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Old 5th May 2020, 20:46
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They are called Airplanes.................. people used to fly to places in them.
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Old 5th May 2020, 20:48
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4th guy in grey, 2nd row.
Please do not stand up now, I have been watching what is in front of me for 20 mins.
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Old 5th May 2020, 21:09
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Old 5th May 2020, 21:24
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Talk about your fleet being grounded!

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Old 5th May 2020, 21:29
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Social distancing has yet to have an impact in the West Midlands
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Old 5th May 2020, 21:33
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Prospective magic carpet owners start their training...
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Old 5th May 2020, 22:33
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Pilot sitting under wing out the front:
"OK, do it again, you flight attendants have to be faster at leaping out of your crew rest to bring the pilot a packet of peanuts."
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Old 5th May 2020, 22:41
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Instructor at Papal training day : Just kiss the tarmac, don't go all the way!!
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Old 5th May 2020, 23:26
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"Very good, class. Now you've mastered the three-point landing, we'll move on to crosswind landings."
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Old 6th May 2020, 01:23
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All is well. Just got a little busy for a few days. Thanks and carry on!
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Old 6th May 2020, 01:31
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Prospective visitors to the beach at St Maarten get some realistic training in.
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Old 6th May 2020, 02:43
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"Okay, are we all feeling fatigued? Like your back is breaking? Right, that'll do for the Comet position. Now we'll move on to the DC10 position...everyone grab your ankles...."
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Old 6th May 2020, 08:23
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When Duxford opens the staff yoga classes, to Gendar specific times they get some very hairy applicants

ps Thanks C52
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Old 6th May 2020, 08:29
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RAF Halton runs fitness course for Spotters when Lockdown eases and its all for themselves when Heathrow re opens
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Old 6th May 2020, 09:26
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L/ac Joe Wicks, the early years
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