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Him...Now remember that if I don't come back you are free to marry the Rt Hon Stinking rich Gp Captain Wensleydale,6ft tall 135 lbs Rugby player
Her.... Don't be silly darling I could never re marry someone better looking, fitter with a 12 in d1ck than you, Nothing would happen to you, ..So I have used your parachute to make up some stockings..
Her.... Don't be silly darling I could never re marry someone better looking, fitter with a 12 in d1ck than you, Nothing would happen to you, ..So I have used your parachute to make up some stockings..
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"There you go, sir, that's you all finished. Once I've helped Uncle Bulgaria get dressed you can both get back to tidying Wimbledon Common".
Staishs Daughter "Oh Daddy does go overboard in ensuring Pilots are fully protected when they date me"
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Do you think this is really necessary for me to wear all of this Camilla? It's only a mild case of the virus.
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You're Royal Highness, welcome too...