Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk II

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk II

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:23
  #1921 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Top Gear Stig (1943) is helped into his flameproof overalls and helmet, by Mrs R Hammond.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:26
  #1922 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Captain Flashhart was taking no chances this time
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:30
  #1923 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Him... Are you not meant to help strap me in when I am in the aircraft.?
Her....What that smelly wrinkled old thing
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:32
  #1924 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
There darling you are all set for your job as a self employed labourer, they will all think you are in a essential occupation, Sewer cleaner .
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:38
  #1925 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Him...Now remember that if I don't come back you are free to marry the Rt Hon Stinking rich Gp Captain Wensleydale,6ft tall 135 lbs Rugby player
Her.... Don't be silly darling I could never re marry someone better looking, fitter with a 12 in d1ck than you, Nothing would happen to you, ..So I have used your parachute to make up some stockings..

Last edited by Kiltrash; 25th Mar 2020 at 09:01.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:42
  #1926 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Now remember its essential supplies only, and don't come back without some green paint for the children's bedroom.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 05:46
  #1927 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
… and finally, the Health secretary is prepared for his interview on Good Morning Britain. by the Home secretary who is only too glad the PM did not give her THAT position.
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 07:16
  #1928 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,576
Received 425 Likes on 224 Posts
"There you go, sir, that's you all finished. Once I've helped Uncle Bulgaria get dressed you can both get back to tidying Wimbledon Common".
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 07:19
  #1929 (permalink)  

Evertonian
Thread Starter
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,501
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Really darling, this is just too much! You're only transiting in Rome.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 10:39
  #1930 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Staishs Daughter "Oh Daddy does go overboard in ensuring Pilots are fully protected when they date me"
Pilot "Yes mam"
Staishs Daughter "But don't worry, my mum told me how to get it off in 10 seconds when getting it off"
Pilot "YES MAM"
racedo is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 10:41
  #1931 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
What do you mean you have the keys of the car in your underwear !!!!!
Does this mean I have to undress you. You do this this every day.
racedo is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 10:42
  #1932 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Yes you are ready for the London Underground.
racedo is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 10:42
  #1933 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Yes, it probably wasn't a good idea for the vindaloo and 6 pints of Guinness last night.
racedo is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 10:46
  #1934 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Now if you fly over Sellafield Nuclear Power Station we will be able to spot you in the forest when you parachute.
racedo is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 10:46
  #1935 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
You look like my date from last nigth, oh sorry he was a Squadron leader.
racedo is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 11:00
  #1936 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts
Do you think this is really necessary for me to wear all of this Camilla? It's only a mild case of the virus.
NutLoose is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 11:01
  #1937 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts

NutLoose is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 11:02
  #1938 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,574
Received 18 Likes on 14 Posts
Mavis thought she had hit the jackpot....before she realised it was his survival knife strapped to his left ankle
622 is offline  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 11:02
  #1939 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts
You're Royal Highness, welcome too...
NutLoose is online now  
Old 25th Mar 2020, 11:14
  #1940 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
"Keep it clean," says Wensleydale. And yet the young lady has placed her dainty knee on the muddy ground.
c52 is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.