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Old 27th Apr 2020, 23:51
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She's hoping to break her record and reach the 3rd button.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 01:52
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It was right at this point that she was told they were fished near Chernobyl....to her credit, she held that pose for two minutes...
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"Vun salted herring at zis end, und vun un-salted hair ring at ze other..."
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 05:47
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As Ms Merkal finds a new favourite food, Harry is concerned she may be pregnant again.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 05:50
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Having been informed the Russian President baulked at 3 the Chancellor was glad she only had to consume 4
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Angela found a new delicacy that originally came from Scandinavia. Was glad her predecessor had invaded Norway.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 06:23
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They are a present, Frau Bundeskanzlerin, from Kim Jong-un's sister. She said her brother loves them and to enjoy; then gave an odd sort of... almost evil laugh...
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Participating in social events caused a growing hostility towards the EU in the ruling Tory party.


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"Right! It's tripe and onions next time she comes to London. What is tripe, anyway?"
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 13:05
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Wee Jimmy Krankie looks for something more tasty to replace Deep Fried Mars bars ….
( Other confectionary items are available)
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The annual migration of lutefisk takes a wrong and disastrous turn at the Spree. Sorry, Charlie!

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Old 28th Apr 2020, 15:48
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A wondrous bird is the Angelican,

Its beak holds more than its bellycan.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 16:24
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A wondrous bird is the Angelican,

Its beak holds more than its bellycan.
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 17:06
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The little blue bag holds the salted und shake
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Penny Washers, Poet Laureate nominee, owes me a new laptop!

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Old 28th Apr 2020, 17:51
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Grizzly Bear is to Coho Salmon as Angela Merkel is to:
a) weinerschnitzel
b) neighboring countries
c) sardine
d) sperm whale

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Old 28th Apr 2020, 17:57
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With ruthless German efficiency the new trawler heads, guts and salts the catch before canning.
So never step back on the quayside at Kiel
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Old 28th Apr 2020, 18:12
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"In case any of our transatlantic (clears throat) friends are watching, this is not meant to cure anything more difficult than feeling peckish."
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The Doctor was unable to cure body odour, so suggested a course of 3 oily fish meals a day. Her Husband was persuaded to support her ...
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Having met Mr Corbyn, Angela noted that lunch has more back bone
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The Chancellor was never so glad as when she heard that McDonalds had re opened
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