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You used the last sheet of paper... how DARE you...?
"Ou est le papier, ou est le papier;
Monsieur, monsieur, j'ai fait 'manure';
Ou est le papier"
Monsieur, monsieur, j'ai fait 'manure';
Ou est le papier"
In our brave new world of house arrest, curfew and less soaps on telly I read one and laughed out loud
"There is a military plan for the Marines to invade France and liberate all of the toilet paper that they can find. It will happen on B-Day!"
Wensleydale we could meet and present it to you but social distancing and "Two is company, three is a crowd and not allowed" prevents this, so take it away and our overlords have allowed you one extra visit outside today. Congrats
"There is a military plan for the Marines to invade France and liberate all of the toilet paper that they can find. It will happen on B-Day!"
Wensleydale we could meet and present it to you but social distancing and "Two is company, three is a crowd and not allowed" prevents this, so take it away and our overlords have allowed you one extra visit outside today. Congrats
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At this point, General Sir Humprey Sloanes mind drifted back to the Boxer Rebellion and the Relief of Mafakin..
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This called for a Hamlet moment, only he'd left his cigars in the dining room...
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Prince Philip suddenly realises that self isolating with Betty to Sandringham with only 120 staff, means the odd item will get missed.